Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Bring on the food, fun, and freak show

Get excited. Get pumped. Get out your old and nasty clothes.

It's IOWA STATE FAIR time again!

If you can, I highly suggest the following for a meal at the fair:
  • Freshly squeezed lemonade (from the stand by the pig barn)
  • A lamb kabob and cheeseburger fries (appetizers)
  • BBQ Chicken and Baked Beans (main meal)
  • A strawberry milkshake (from the dairy producers)
  • A pork chop on a stick and a guinea grinder (for energy to get you across the grounds)
  • Fried Cheese Curds, a carmel apple and hot chocolate chip cookies (dessert)
  • An ice-cold margarita (in front of the grandstand)

After that....you'll be ready to see the fair. Have fun!!!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Diversionary tactics



Whaddup kats? We had quite the exciting weekend - catalogued with photos... but I could not find the dv adapter for the camera - so we will wait til tomorrow and tap dance today out.

My guilty pleasure films are numerous - in fact, they make up most of my collection (quote from the Sheriff this weekend "You own MANEQUINN on DVD?").

License to Drive is probably at the top of my list of films to watch with a giant bowl of cereal - Heather Graham... the Corey's... and most importantly Carol Kane and Richard Masur - they slay me as the parents!

There is a new DVD out that has interviews with the boys and a great commentary by the director and writer.



Also, I finally picked up FREAKED this weekend - superb in every way (there is even a creepy Alex Winter film school film on it... running about 25 min!!).

More on the weekend tomorrow... Yo!

Friday, August 05, 2005

Guilty Pleasure Films

I was just thinking as I was barcoding the library, about movies that I watch almost everytime they show up on TV, but I wouldn't neccesarily want to tell anyone about. I wonder if anyone else here at the Damfinoblog does...

Well, I am coming clean, my friends. Though I have many, one at the top of the list is The Principal with James Belushi. Why?



I'm not sure. But, even though he tries to put the "pal" in Principal, the students aren't having it. He drinks instant breakfast mixed with beer, and his right hand man is Louis Gossett, Jr. Yes!

Jim's pretty badass, he rides a motorcycle through the school, and even at the end, there isn't a big fuzzy ending when he survives the wrath of a drug dealer and several other thuggish types trying to kill him. The kids still don't respect him!

Suck on that, Lean On Me!

Quote of the day



Any Leno fans out there??



Last night on Jay Leno, Burt Reynolds told Jay that if he had "turned out" to be gay, he would have preferred to hook up with Willie Nelson. He figured that Willie is such a nice guy, they would still be together and it would have saved Burt a hell of a lot of money in alimony.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Someday the mountains might get em...



Allright folks - I am signing off until Monday. Look for some nice pics from the weekend-o-fun.

Watch for Sheriff-Officer Roscoe Kreitner... Bo-Jed Duke... and Krysta Daisy Jo! Looking forward to some stinking fun - and loads of JD!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

later yo

... this is not an exit.



Boy oh boy. Sometimes a work comes along that you think you can graspe, take hold and look at with inquizzitive eyes, without plunging into it's darkness - but Bret Easton Ellis' third novel, AMERICAN PSYCHO, is not one of those works.

I think we all know the subject matter and probably have seen the film with Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman - Wall Street yuppie/mass murderer - actually, I rented the film last weekend and found it to be still quite disturbing, but poignant and fascinating at the same time.

The book - not surprisingly, is more so of everything. The descriptions of wardrobes and restaurant dishes are numerous and overwhelming (I continue to feel my mind slip as Bateman goes into the greatest detail of each piece of 80's garb!) - the story is even more obscene - and the murders... well... are borderline unacceptable.



This is the first book I have read by Mr. Ellis - his style is fascinating yet repetitive at the same time. Moments of reflection and contemplation of Bateman's actions come in the form of ironic statements of psychoticness that are slid in amongst Bateman's derranged ramblings of materialist grandeur! The pace of the insane descriptions are frantic... and often very effective, creating the same twitching/throbbing sensation of Bateman in my own mind.



Yet, with all of the commentary - ironic - critical look at impact of materialistic obsession and how sick and empty the consumer life can be... the book seems far too obsessive with the details of torture and murder. I understand the impact a description of destroying a homeless man and his dog can be to the reader... and how variations on murders will help show how Bateman judges all equally... but the repetition of the slaughters... and the enormous details of each (including the pornographic - yet emotionally void honesty of the sex scenes) seems to open a dark place in the readers mind. These images are so offensive... so imaginatively violent... that they attempt to deter me from finishing the book.

Last night, a mere 60 odd pages from fruition - I put it down... unable to stomach the events I had read. Granted, I finished the words... but the scene grew in my mind... twisted, became more... I saw moments within the murder I never wanted to see.. and that was my imagination beginning to take Bateman's psyche and using it as fuel for my own. That disturbed the hell out of me!



I will finish the book - I will read the rest of his works... but I am unsure how Mr. Ellis' own mind handles the balancing act of writing these words... and looking at them as words... as opposed to his own derranged thoughts.

Yo

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Duke testes



Just gotta post this - read it in an interview with Sean William Scott.

CS!: Besides that, what's the craziest thing that happened on the set?
Scott: Johnny was always pulling out his genitals. He does it every single day. I'd be in the middle of the car, and just to distract me, he'd be like, "Hey Seann, look at this," I'm like, "Dude, why? You've got your right testicle out," and he's like "I just did it to see if you'd look and you did!"

Sounds like us!

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  • All that hard work...



    Just a note of happiness from the world of Krysta Jo...

    I have earned myself an A for the Statistics 401 course I have taken for the past 8 weeks. I just got my grade today and since I am a stellar student, I do not have to take the final quiz tomorrow afternoon. That means I am free and clear!

    When you add that I am having a really good hair day and I got a new cell phone yesterday to this happy news, it appears as though I am having a stupendous week already.

    Thanks for the continued support through the summer. The constant filth spewed from this blog helped ease the pain of summer school and boosted my confidence for all things academic. Now...back to the thesis writing...

    Tuesday, August 02, 2005

    Getting "Fresh"



    Check out this "Fresh Air" episode as Terry Shell attempts to talk with Amy Sherman-Palladino - she obvious does not watch the show. But Amy is cool and she makes a reference to watching Buffy DVD's while writing!

  • Fresh Air show
  • Feeling Gilmoreless



    It is a beautiful rainy day here in ol' Iowa - and I am in need of some Gilmore. They return on September 20th - waaaay too far off. I want to lay on the couch - with a nice glass of wine - and watch hours of the girls...


    with the rain coming down.

    "That'll do pig!"

    yo

    Short Story Snippet At Listen!...etc.

    Check out a paragraph from a new short story I've just started. Slow going, but I think the end result may turn out well.

    Monday, August 01, 2005

    Damfino you da man...

    The sheriff was just thinking about what a swell chap the fino is and thought I would start a post to list a few things.....

    1. Finds time to help his friends move....multiple times....
    2. Makes a mean T&T.....
    3. Excellent small spoon....
    4. A-list hang out and be a guy dude.....


    all additional comments welcome....

    Kudos Fino, keep up the good work.....

    ps: i will be removing the period from my keyboard now...blah

    Powerless



    Jerry and I decided to relive some of our more youthful activities this weekend; we did a little mini golf... read some comics... and snuck into a movie for free. Here is how it works.

    1. Buy a ticket to one early movie.
    2. Make sure that film ends just before another film begins.
    3. Leave the theater - head to the bathroom - hang out until beginning of the next picture.
    4. Walk right in with the next crowd.

    I suppose it is not too complex - but still, saving $8.25 never hurts.

    Anyway, we paid to see Wedding Crashers - it was phenomenal!!! Vaughn and Wilson are on it! Absolutely cannot wait to watch it again with more buds.



    We snuck into The Island, which was not nearly as entertaining. Michael Bay has a way of completely undermining his interesting visuals and story with terrible puns and head scratching violence excess. The movie could have been really good - if things were reigned in a tad. It dropped a huge 60% this weekend at the box office (and opening 4th place last week was not a good start). By contrast, Crashers moved from 2nd to 1st, raking in over $20 million this weekend (dropping only 20% business, it dropped only 23% last weekend - good movies have staying power!).

    Had a nice weekend - little drinking... little Homemakers visiting with Hol and Dan... power went out on our block Sunday morning... it was out until about 9:45 P.M. That made life a little interesting.

    Next weekend - DUKES - Kreitner's are coming!!! Hick swirv is on!!

    Yo

    Friday, July 29, 2005


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    ... chicken... gave me ... a bad coupon





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  • Thursday, July 28, 2005

    The Plane Boss! The Plane!

    In one of the recent threads there was some tattoo talk. In case you were wondering, it was nothing to do with Hervé Villechaize, as much fun as that would have been. So in any case, in honor of Urnotme going to get some ink, I decided to let my own freak flag fly, and show you my body art. Jed may remember actually going with me to get the Gonzo crest tat, as it was my first and I wanted someone to come along and witness the magic.

    I know what you must be thinking...what's a square dude like Kern doing with not one, not two, but three tattoos? I don't think I have an adequate answer for that. Though, I am constantly amused when people that first meet me find out, especially when it's people that see me in a coat and tie a lot. Beneath the Burberry lies the heart of a savage, baby! Damn right!

    Ahem...uh...so without further ado, here's the tattoos!





    damfino of the day



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