Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Duke testes



Just gotta post this - read it in an interview with Sean William Scott.

CS!: Besides that, what's the craziest thing that happened on the set?
Scott: Johnny was always pulling out his genitals. He does it every single day. I'd be in the middle of the car, and just to distract me, he'd be like, "Hey Seann, look at this," I'm like, "Dude, why? You've got your right testicle out," and he's like "I just did it to see if you'd look and you did!"

Sounds like us!

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  • 82 comments:

    urnotme said...

    Yeah that does sound like you.

    Damfino said...

    You're full of smiles and pixie dust today aint ya!

    shua said...

    Wow I can't wait till Saturday it is going to be so awesome!

    Yee Haw!!!

    Damfino said...

    As long as we don't get the hell beat from us for acting like we be country boys.

    krysta jo said...

    don't be stupid and you won't get beat up.

    Damfino said...

    hmm - not sure if I can promise that.

    Kern said...

    Perhaps we should lay odds on how quickly Jed will be able to keep up the rouse before being thrown at the jukebox.

    krysta jo said...

    i am out at the first sign of a fight. i have to protect my pretty face.

    Damfino said...

    Dukes is probably going to be terrible... I am laying that out right now. Regardless, I will be drinking seriously at the bar - and will be fully willing to make an ass of myself.

    So... if by some chance some cowpoke gets pissy... well, I got Greg and Dan to take him down.

    krysta jo said...

    I would advise not using the word "cow poke" because this is Des Moines we are talking about. You can only use that term if you are talking to a rancher in Kansas, Oklahoma, or Texas and only if you are not using it in a derogatory manner.

    krysta jo said...

    The "cowboys" we are likely to encounter on Saturday are not cowboys. They are sad wanna-bes who spend their week working at Wells Fargo or Allied Insurance and dust off their hat on the weekends. They probably have never seen a cow and don't know the difference between an angus and a simmental.

    Kern said...

    What is the difference between an angus and a simmental? I've heard of Black Angus but not the other.

    krysta jo said...

    black angus is this fantastic marketing ploy that the angus producers came up with. angus is a breed of beef cattle that is primarily black. however, after some cross-breeding, there is now a breed called red angus. truth be told, there isn't much difference in the meat. but angus is the best beef you can buy.

    A simmental is a larger, sturdier breed of beef cattle. Typically they are red/brown and white. They also produce excellent meat but you run into problems when you breed a Simmental bull with an Angus heifer because Angus cattle are smaller and more compact. However, that cross leads to tasty hamburgers.

    Ooops....too long of an answer.

    They are simply two different breeds of cows.

    Damfino said...

    Whoa - cow geek.

    krysta jo said...

    take that back. you are all just impressed with my vast array of knowledge.

    Damfino said...

    Impressed... is that what I am feeling?

    krysta jo said...

    hell yes

    Damfino said...

    gotta work... more later

    urnotme said...

    Uh what the hell is all this about? Are sheep next?

    krysta jo said...

    I know nothing about sheep.

    Kern said...

    I'm impressed, KJ. I'm always interested to know where the best beef comes from.

    urnotme said...

    I'm guessing Jed could fill us in...



    Now, I've gone way too far...well not way too far, but maybe I've crossed the line...

    So, I'm back from lunch and still nothing is taken care of

    im out

    urnotme said...

    I bet you are Kernal

    urnotme said...

    What the hell is wrong with me today?

    Kern said...

    You must have caught whatever filthy compulsion I had yesterday.

    Be glad you didn't send the entire blog into a tailspin with an off color comment about spanking the Gilmore Girls...

    urnotme said...

    Spanking the gilmore girls???? I missed that.

    Jeez man. I can't argue against the idea, but come on!

    krysta jo said...

    OH MY

    urnotme said...

    That's what she said

    Kern said...

    Wow. See KJ, I could have been far worse yesterday...

    urnotme said...

    Well you left some room to grow.

    Damfino said...

    I ain't got no room to grow...

    Kern said...

    Good point. We must all strive to grow in our filth at the Damfinoblog.

    urnotme said...

    That's just dumb jed

    urnotme said...

    Off to lowes...





    Seriously.

    Kern said...

    Uh oh...

    Kern said...

    Good luck finding some caulk!









    I kid.

    Damfino said...

    Thank you Kern - that made my day!

    Anonymous said...

    good post... thanks.

    Kim
    my articles: financial articles

    Anonymous said...

    So true So true


    BABABOOIE BABABOOIE

    krysta jo said...

    WHY do we keep getting directed to financial articles. Last I checked, I have no money to do anything financial with so ...

    Yeah...anyway...back to the world of biorenewables and biobased products.

    Kern said...

    Good post...thanks.

    Kern said...

    Jed, were you posing as anonymous?

    Glad I could make your day with my filth and sparkling wit.

    krysta jo said...

    poser

    Damfino said...

    The CHUD review was brutal... but the guy did not like Super Troopers... so what do you expect?

    It will probably suck.. but I will love all of the car stuff.

    Kern said...

    I thought he said Super Troopers was moderately funny, but he heaped scorn on Club Dread. I have a feeling that even the other guys there who lick the boots of Broken Lizard may well have had unfavorable things to say. I don't know how often you read CHUD, but Devin Faraci is one of the most hated reviewers on the site. Most of the time I think he's pretty funny, but I can see how his style can potentially alienate.

    Kern said...

    I just wish you had a hidden camera for when you go to the cowboy bar. The Dukes of Polk. Or whatever the hell county you'll be in at the time.

    Now that...that would be entertainment.

    urnotme said...

    I'm back... donated some calk...they were pretty low.

    krysta jo said...

    OH MY

    urnotme said...

    at least you didn't follow that up with "goodness"

    Damfino said...

    The Dukes of Polk... nice - I will make up something.

    Stevens - sorry to hear about your donation... and shocked to hear Lowes was low on calk.

    KJ - you need any calk - Stevens is handing it out!

    Damfino said...

    Spose I crossed a blurry line there.

    Shouldn't do crack at work.

    krysta jo said...

    Meth is a much better workplace drug.

    Kern said...

    Ooh...man, I am feeling better and better about my now relatively tame comments from yesterday.

    Thanks Jed!

    I'll be in the library for a while. Be back later.

    krysta jo said...

    I am choosing to ignore Jed's filthy gutter mouth.

    I am listening to one of my new favorite songs.... "Hicktown".

    Damfino said...

    I have come to understand that whenever Kern is running off to the "library" he tends to be gone for a little bit... and it is always after a semi-sexual comment has been made.

    Wonder if he is "pulling a file" or something.

    Hmmm.

    Damfino said...

    I can't believe you did not like the Ryan Adams song... I played the "Lucy My Gal!" tune for her... and she said it was weird.

    Bad Krysta!

    urnotme said...

    Off to mow...

    Jed what time are you coming over to go shop?

    krysta jo said...

    Will you mow my lawn too? That would be awesome.

    I am not bad.

    Damfino said...

    Stevens - is your head on today? I gotta go to Jerry's parents to pick up the Mach... and stay for supper if they want... then I can go out and look for stuff. Probably around 8ish.


    Sorry man - but I will still call you.

    urnotme said...

    Like I said before, weak. Skip supper and come over.

    Damfino said...

    Two things I can't believe;

    1. Stevens did not even laugh at the pulling a file comment.

    2. Krysta - did you just ask to have your lawn mowed? After being offered calk?

    krysta jo said...

    You all took it the wrong way. Dan said he was going to mow his lawn and I asked if he would come mow my YARD...


    GROSS JED.

    Damfino said...

    Yeah - I am stunned too.

    urnotme said...

    Ok Ok
    SO here's the deal.. I'm a little under the weather today... just feel like shit... So yeah I missed that comment Jed, but it is really funny!
    KJ sorry I can't mow your lawn- I'm married--no matter "how good you are" whatever that was supposed to mean.

    krysta jo said...

    You all took that the wrong way. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


    I'm done for the day with all of you.

    urnotme said...

    Ok just re-read this... KJ wrote I'm not bad in reference to Jed saying Bad Krysta...MY BAD

    Um


    Yeah

    Damfino said...

    Poor Stevens - you need more vitamins in your diet... I will call you on the way back from Jer's.

    Take a nap man - they do wonders.

    urnotme said...

    Everyone except me, right?


    Jed should be exiled.

    Damfino said...

    Don't be a prude Miss Krys - er...

    Don't be saddish eat a raddish.

    Something like that.

    Damfino said...

    Can't exile me from my own kingdom.

    At least... I don't think so.

    Outta here in 15... get to see me boots!

    YAR!

    urnotme said...

    One eyed willie would be proud

    urnotme said...

    Kingdom?

    Damfino said...

    I don't have much else in my life...


    you need a new pic.

    krysta jo said...

    OH MY GOD

    Damfino said...

    Yes Miss Krysta?

    You cried out?

    Kern said...

    I'm back for a moment.

    First of all, the project I'm doing has to do with labeling library books with barcodes, which is a departure from my normal duties, which do happen to include pulling files. I also have to "order files from offsite" and "index" and occassionally "print reports".

    It's all one big orgy of information retrieval and archiving here folks. I'm spent, back to the library.

    Perverts.

    Damfino said...

    Kern - I love ya man! You kill me.

    Off for the day... yo

    Kern said...

    I do what I can.

    QueenB said...

    anyone out there...I seem to be the only late night blogger.

    Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

    You haven't lived till you've stuffed a legal sized file cabinet ALL DAY LONG!

    sheriff out

    Deit Heimley said...

    I know nobody is still monitoring this thread, but have any of you ever heard of the job Jed had the consisted of eight hours of making copies of claim files? You may wonder wonder if I am completly truthful here because why would Jed (our local Wunderkind)have a job spending eight hours doing NOTHING but making copies of claim files. Well, he did have other duties too ... he stacked those copies into tub and kept records of the files he had copied. If he was really good that day he would sometimes label boxes too! It was an amazing job. Jed still thinks oh so fondly of those time even today!

    Damfino said...

    I loved the job so... I think of it fondly. How I would do barely any work.. spending my time doing e-mail and scanning the internet. Spent most of my time devising plots to get my girlfriend back.

    I did screw up once... drove myself back out to the warehouse and picked up the boxes that I messed up. Marc about fell outta his seat.

    Good times.