Friday, August 05, 2005

Quote of the day



Any Leno fans out there??



Last night on Jay Leno, Burt Reynolds told Jay that if he had "turned out" to be gay, he would have preferred to hook up with Willie Nelson. He figured that Willie is such a nice guy, they would still be together and it would have saved Burt a hell of a lot of money in alimony.

35 comments:

QueenB said...

HA HA HA .... that is really funny!

Deit Heimley said...

LOL. That is about the best line I have heard in a while.

And it's so true, we gays are just better people ... we're smarter, richer, more attractive and friendlier than straight people. It's no wonder SO many people hate us. They are just so jealous of everything we have to offer.

krysta jo said...

Wow ---- you just put down nearly the entire blog with that deit.

Deit Heimley said...

Oh, well, I mean execpt for you guys. You guys are just WONDERFUL!!

krysta jo said...

Oh, well, thank you.

Deit Heimley said...

Oh, and in the spirit of sharing bits of humor. There is a process we have here called the "Transactional Analysis Loss Account" and we recieve funds from HUD to cover this loss account. However, HUD abbreviates that account to "TransAnalLoss" and even after all these year here I still can't help but giggle when I see that. I do wonder if the government is showing a sence of humor.

krysta jo said...

That made me giggle as well!

Kern said...

Hello all. Good quote, good quote.

Deit: Great posts. I enjoyed them both.

What's new and exciting there? I woke up with a dizzy spells and a stomachache. My apartment is unbearably hot, and I toss around so much I get dizzy when I wake up.

I had some Yoo Hoo this morning, and now I'm drinking Vitamin Water. No Powerbar today, though. Original or otherwise.

krysta jo said...

Good morning Kern

Kern said...

Hullo, KJ. Sounds like you ladies and gentlemen are ready for the Dukes, then?

krysta jo said...

More or less.

Kern said...

Enthusiasm! That's what I like to hear. Sorry I was gone so long, I was down in the library. Again.

krysta jo said...

And by "Down in the library" you mean... "ignoring you silly people on the blog"

krysta jo said...

You know...it is such a joy to open this page and have a picture of Willie Nelson at the top. It's fantastic and almost like a dream come true.

Kern said...

No, no. I love you silly people on the blog.

Here's the thing about the library project. We have this software that prints barcodes for our files and what have you, and so higher management said that they want to apply the tracking abilities we have with the files to other things in the office. And the first thing they thought of were the 7000 volumes of our law library. So I'm working with three or so other people coordinating the entry of the materials into the system as well as the excising of the tiny little barcodes and the taping on the books. For 7000 volumes. And guess when they want it done?

End of August. Yeah. Go us.

Kern said...

Go Willie!

So, KJ, I heard that Jed played you some Ryan Adams, and you balked? What's up with that?

I know what song he played, and I admit, it probably wasn't the best introduction. He should have played you something like "Call Me on Your Way Back Home" or something like that. Don't give up on Heartbreaker yet, it's an awesome album overall.

Kern said...

Back to the library.

Kern said...

Anyone still there?

krysta jo said...

Here

Kern said...

What's going on?

krysta jo said...

Nothing much --- about to die from starvation --- to the vending machine I go.

Kern said...

Mmm...vending food. What are you going to get?

Kern said...

Did you ever try thos mexirolls by the way?

I didn't get any when I was back in DM. :(

And a double frown on not getting to tackle Hardee's Monster Thickburger. I would have tore that mother up.

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krysta jo said...

WHAT THE HELL? Again...Kern stop posting as anonymous.

I got animal cookies and a diet coke.

No mexirolls though I had Taco Johns last night and it was awesome.

Kern said...

KJ, I swear that is not me.

You're missing out on the Mexirolls.

So true, so true.

krysta jo said...

Well I'll have to try them sometime.

Kern said...

So, you never replied in re: Ryan Adams...

krysta jo said...

Didn't like it. Simple as that. Might try it again someday.

Kern said...

Ok.

Kern said...

To the library with me...

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Don't be silly covery your Willie!

bunny out and in and out and in...SHAZAM!!!!


sheriff out

Kern said...

Good post, thanks.

Kern said...

I think "Good post, thanks." is the new "So true, so true."

Summer said...

I agree. Willie would be a nice guy to marry.