Monday, August 01, 2005

Damfino you da man...

The sheriff was just thinking about what a swell chap the fino is and thought I would start a post to list a few things.....

1. Finds time to help his friends move....multiple times....
2. Makes a mean T&T.....
3. Excellent small spoon....
4. A-list hang out and be a guy dude.....


all additional comments welcome....

Kudos Fino, keep up the good work.....

ps: i will be removing the period from my keyboard now...blah

38 comments:

krysta jo said...

Let's not forget that he makes a mean breakfast and is always on his "a-game" when it comes to sledding.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

And he sure plays a mean pinball, I mean 4 square.

Kern said...

He's a hospitable guy, and lets several wild and crazy individuals invade his house for an entire evening, and doesn't even get annoyed when we're being loud in the front yard. And he lets me sleep on the couch.

I would fellate his ego more, but I have to get back to work...

Damfino said...

um... Kern just said fellate.


No need to fluff my pillow... but thank you Sheriff.

Let's take a hit of zanyx and get back to being the filth mongers we all are!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Also recognizes the shining star that is Gilmore. Even though Buttercup had to turn him onto it.


bunny out

Damfino said...

Ms. Graham had something to do with it as well. And that outfit from the first ep - she would have been perfectly dressed for Night-o-Dukes!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I wasn't fluffing......i get paid alot to be a female fluffer at my side job...you may have seen a few of the titles i have worked on..."Girls with low self esteme 8" and "GOB's Bunny Tricks 3"

sheriff out

Let the filth flow

Damfino said...

Ya know how to fluff - don'tcha bunny? Just put yer lips together...

Kern said...

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

And I LOVE it!!!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

My only feature role was parking guy #2 in "The Girl Next Door". Sadly, I was edited out at the last min. because that bastard parking guy #1 was blowing the 2nd unit director's personal assistant and as a result he got to say my line. Turning me into an useless prop!

The hurt still runs very deep in bunnyland!

Damfino said...

I worked as "cleve-support" for Julia Roberts on Erin Brokovich - man that woman can sweat!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I heard you even came up with the "There called Boobs Ed" line...congrats to you...

Did you havethe same job during "Closer"?

Kern said...

On Closer, Fino was Chief Taint Inspector for Clive Owen.

Damfino said...

Sadly no - I had moved on to work as "feeder" on Fat Actress. Not nearly as creatively stimulating.

Damfino said...

Kern - didn't you play a bloddy chicken once in Pink Flamingos?

Damfino said...

"Bloody" chicken... bloddy hell!

krysta jo said...

Did someone seriously say Taint?

Oh lord.

Damfino said...

Who doesn't love taint?

krysta jo said...

Well...since you put it that way....
WAIT A MINUTE...now you said taint.

FILTH

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I explore taint as often as possible. I often fear the dreaded "taint lint"!

Kern said...

No, can't say I've ever been a chicken, "bloddy" or otherwise. I did, however once watch part of "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" with Don Knotts.

One of the finest thespians of our time, that man.

Way to say t**nt, man.

GROSS JED!

Damfino said...

Yeah - taint. It is just a word... like toe... or carnuba!

Sorta like - "When I hang with Stevens, there is a faint of taint."

The term is very useful in referencing the unmentionables!

Kern said...

Carnuba. It's great because it sounds like "nubile". Well, sort of.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

And very close to the little quoted carnubis. As in "I smoked some wicked carnubis last night with Bob from shipping."

Damfino said...

Ahhhh - nubile.




Numbing Carneverous Needs...

Not sure why - but hubris comes to mind as well.





Oh Yeah - thats cuz I am an egotistical arrogant ass!

krysta jo said...

Wow.... you all are nuts.

Kern said...

KJ said "nuts".

Gross.

Damfino said...

I have had about all I can take from this day... I am going home to soak my head and smoke a cigar.

Catch yall later in the week.

Keep it real bitches.

Yo

Kern said...

He's leaving?

Fine, abandon us. We'll be fine...won't we Sheriff? KJ? Deit?

krysta jo said...

I don't know....it'll be pretty touch and go.

Deit Heimley said...

I was gone, but now I'm back. Notice how Jed and I are never in the room at the same time ... hmmmmmmmmm

taint that something ..

krysta jo said...

Hmmm....I am seeing an interesting pattern with that deit.

Kern said...

Heh heh. Indeed. The other day anonymous poster confused Jed and myself. The supposition after that was that perhaps he and I were the same person. But it's not true.

I quit smoking cigars years ago.

Kern said...

And with that Kern returns to the bowels of the Law Library. Yay.

Deit Heimley said...

Yes. Very interesting.
hmmmmmm...

I'm just trying to get in as many hmmmmmms as possible. I get points for each one I can randomly place on this blog.

Deit Heimley said...

When returning from the bowels of the library, does Kern have library taint on him?

hmmmmmm...

Kern said...

Hmmm, I guess I might. Some of those books are awfully old.

QueenB said...

Anyone out there?