Friday, December 01, 2006

Guy Love


Good ol' Zach Braff has posted a clip from the upcoming musical episode of Scrubs. YEEEEHHAAAAA!

Greg - don't you realize you are my chocolate bear - but more of a vanilla dream than chocolate. Watch the video and embrace our Guy Love!


What?

Yo

15 comments:

Kern said...
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Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

single tear......






sheriff

Kern said...

So if there's chocolate bears and vanilla dreams, would that make a three way some hot neapolitan love?

Just askin'...

Damfino said...

Who deleted a comment?!?!

Kern said...

Um, it wasn't Kern. He didn't happen to randomly write something in a half drunken scotch induced stupor when he thought Kendra wasn't going to call him back, as well as making lewd allusions about ice cream orgies and stuff.

Yep. Just wanted to clear that crazy rumor up...

Damfino said...

So the chick called back and you deleted the post about being a sad sack not having a chick and wanting a vanilla dream/chocolatey sandwich with Sheriff and I - now I remember.

Kern - you spineless slag. Stand by your gay days.

Kern said...

It almost sounds like someone wants to give a certain spineless slag a spanking.

For what's its worth the date was rather meh anyhow. I find that going to look at art with a complete stranger is probably not good first date material since I have a tendency to get a bit contemplative when looking at art. Fino remembers this well during my viewing of Miller's Crossing when I had a girl who was allegedly trying to use all manner on nonverbal cues to get me to initiate some kind of physical contact.

In this particular instance, I was unaware of such attempts, and likely bored the subject into running home to do school work.

I'd like to preemptively point out that she's a grad student before anyone makes any pervy jokes about me dating schoolgirls. Even at 24 I think she seemed a bit young for me. Though she did come from yoga right before our date.

Dammit.

Damfino said...

Kern - the date is about the girl... not the art.

You dolt!

Another night cuddling Sveingia - your pillow girl.

Kern said...

Well, to be fair, I did try to talk, but it is kind of difficult to carry on a normal conversation in a quiet ass gallery. Secondly, she really wanted to go look at art, and thirdly, I was going to try to ask her to have coffee with me afterwards to talk about the exhibits and just get to know her better, but the minute we walked outside she piped up with how she had to get home and do more reading for her paper which was due on Thursday. I can't remember if she specifically used the words, "I had fun" or not, but she did thank me for coming out. To the gallery, I mean. So I don't know. I can't tell if I should try to call her again or not. I kind of feel like I wasn't able to give a very good account of myself, which is really my only reason for being disappointed. Usually the girls have enough time to hear who I really am before they decide they don't like it and try to find new ways of politely dismissing me.

I don't have a pillow buddy, but I should get one. My current bedmate is Balvenie. She's a nice 12 year old scotch. She's warm and sweet, and a little hot going down.

Jesus, I should just hire a hooker.

Damfino said...

Ask her out again - if she says no - then you know.

Don't give up the hunt for the c... um... rhyming is not good for me.

Kern said...

Yeah, you're probably right, though I am guessing that I should likely wait to call after she's done with her paper.

Thanks!

Damfino said...

All good Deit except for your opening... "SHAG?!?!" When did go Austin Powers on us?

Oh and you should be pummeled for the taste and intelligence line. Both you and Kern have your own intellects way too far up your own arses!

Ask her out again Kern - take her to a more social climate - talk and see what comes of it.

Or head to the library - either works for me.

Kern said...

Gasp! My intellect is too far up my arse?

I just thought I wasn't eating enough bran.

That's good advice, though. Thanks everyone. I have a feeling I'm going to end up back in the library, but that's ok. I've got a lot of work to do for Tiny Mixtapes anyway. Our big year end extravaganza is only a couple of weeks away.

Fino-Speaking of my intellect and my butt, I have not forgotten about Altman. That had nothing to do with my intellect or my butt, I just wanted to mention that.

Kern said...

Deit-Did I mention she came to the date wearing sweatpants and such? I know she was just at yoga before that, but this may lend some creedence to theory one in which she didn't feel that it was a date date.

Kern said...

I like the idea Deit. Thanks!

That would be kind of funny if neither of us actually thought it was a date, come to think of it. It would be rather Kern-esque, wouldn't it?

Ah well, either way it's been a funny and enlightening discussion.

I miss you guys.