Monday, September 19, 2005

Dirty Bess Flint

I don't mind being called "dirty" when it's for a good cause like International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Click the title of this entry and get your own name...

And...for a little fun...

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

16 comments:

Kern said...

Wow. Just wow.

krysta jo said...

I know.

Damfino said...

Your pirate name is:
Black Tom Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

'Arrr what I am trying to say is that there are alot of fish there"



Officer Jack Sparrow out

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

'Arrr what I am trying to say is that there are alot of fish there"



Officer Jack Sparrow out

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

too damn impatient to wait for this blog to post...so sorry.

Kern said...

Jed's going to make the Sheriff walk the plank. Arrr!

krysta jo said...

Ha ha ha.

Damfino said...

Batten down yer hatch there Sheriff!

No one else went to the site and got a name?

krysta jo said...

Well they aren't as much fun as you and I are Jed.

Damfino said...

What was yours?

krysta jo said...

Dirty Bess Flint


**the title of this entry**

onecrazylady said...

Black Jenny Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

krysta jo said...

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Yes....I AM SPARKY. :) I think it's the wonky eye...

Kern said...

I am Black Tom Vane. Arrrr!

The fourth r is silent.

Deit Heimley said...

Mad Davey Rackham here! Arrr!!!!