Monday, August 29, 2005

ALERT ALERT!!!!

Guys - Stevens, Kilker and I need your help. We have to come up with clever names to put on the back of our jerseys for flag football. Right now all we have is "damfino" and "urnotme." But we would prefer something better.

Our team name is "The Colostomy Bags" and our shirts are sh*t brown with orange font.

Come on you filthy b@stards... lay it on us.

Jed = @ssclown
Dan = tool
Jason = mullet

Kern - we are leaning on you!!

16 comments:

Damfino said...

Jed - spanky
Dan - lactator
Jason - sperm dumpster

Damfino said...

Jed - hateu2
Dan - sanstestes
Jason - shrtbuskid

Kern said...

Jed:BRSTMAN
Dan:INSMNTR

Kern said...

D. Aria

Kern said...

Hershey

Kern said...

D. Barries

Kern said...

Taintripper

Kern said...

Poondoggle

Damfino said...

I am a little worried about the league... will see how fist game goes.

Damfino said...

spooner

Kern said...

Fist game? It does sounds like a rough league!

Kern said...

I don't know that I have the manliness to come up with good, crushing nicknames. Nicknames for bowling, that's more my speed.

Kern said...

Also, I was curious...who is this Kilker fellow? Does he have a brother named Steve who attended Valley High School perchance?

Damfino said...

Yeah - Jason's cousin is named Steve... not sure if he attended Valley.

Kern said...

Interesting. I knew a Steve Kilker in high school there. Super guy...we had physics together. You should find out if this cousin is a Valley alum circa Class of 1997.

Kern said...

By the way, Jed, you didn't really comment on any of the names I threw out this morning. None of them tickled your fancy, eh?