Monday, August 29, 2005

ALERT ALERT!!!!

Guys - Stevens, Kilker and I need your help. We have to come up with clever names to put on the back of our jerseys for flag football. Right now all we have is "damfino" and "urnotme." But we would prefer something better.

Our team name is "The Colostomy Bags" and our shirts are sh*t brown with orange font.

Come on you filthy b@stards... lay it on us.

Jed = @ssclown
Dan = tool
Jason = mullet

Kern - we are leaning on you!!

19 comments:

Damfino said...

Jed - spanky
Dan - lactator
Jason - sperm dumpster

Damfino said...

Jed - hateu2
Dan - sanstestes
Jason - shrtbuskid

QueenB said...

oh lord.

Just to warn you the DSM leauge is not like the WDM league.

Its alot more rowdy in DSM. There are alot of fights I guess.

So dont pick out names that will get your @sses kicked too hard!

Kern said...

Jed:BRSTMAN
Dan:INSMNTR

Kern said...

D. Aria

Kern said...

Hershey

Kern said...

D. Barries

Kern said...

Taintripper

Kern said...

Poondoggle

Damfino said...

I am a little worried about the league... will see how fist game goes.

Damfino said...

spooner

Kern said...

Fist game? It does sounds like a rough league!

Deit Heimley said...

Hmmmmm...

There is a delicate balance between using a truely inspired name and becoming a thing to be mocked and ridiculed.

Too tough or jackass of a name just gives more amunition to the cro-magnums that want to crush human flesh. Of course too wimpy only makes matters worse.

Oh, and Jed -- ever hear of a little thing called Netflix?????

Come on, I watched the entire series on Netflix. I get three disks at a time which allows me to watch one or two disks a night (which is all I have time for)

And did you check Best Place Ever. I thought I saw the series there, and they will let you rent an entire season at once at a reduced price per disk.

Kern said...

I don't know that I have the manliness to come up with good, crushing nicknames. Nicknames for bowling, that's more my speed.

Kern said...

Also, I was curious...who is this Kilker fellow? Does he have a brother named Steve who attended Valley High School perchance?

Damfino said...

Yeah - Jason's cousin is named Steve... not sure if he attended Valley.

Kern said...

Interesting. I knew a Steve Kilker in high school there. Super guy...we had physics together. You should find out if this cousin is a Valley alum circa Class of 1997.

Kern said...

By the way, Jed, you didn't really comment on any of the names I threw out this morning. None of them tickled your fancy, eh?

QueenB said...

Stevens, JJ was a defensive lineman in highschool.