Thursday, April 06, 2006

Need a chuckle?


Apparently with Basic Instinct 2 bombing, Sharon Stone has turned to labotomies for excitement. Or perhaps her anti-depressants need some reviewing.

From imdb.com news:
Sharon Stone will direct Basic Instinct 3 in Britain, the actress has revealed. The blonde star is keen to continue the franchise - following her return as Catherine Tramell in the recently released sequel - but wants to step behind the camera next time around. Stone, 48, says, "There's a script for the next part of the story - but I would like to direct it rather than star in it. "It will be filmed in the UK again as the setting is more intense and gritty."

She makes me giggle.

Yo

21 comments:

Ain't Right said...

Basic Instinct 3. Good call.

Excuse me while I beat my head against my desk.

Damfino said...

Violence at the workplace - fun fun.

Damfino said...

Basic Instinct 3: Group Geriatrics

Damfino said...

BI 3 - Instincterer with a vengeance.

Damfino said...

BI 3; Anal Intruders

Ain't Right said...

Eewww.

Come to think of it I have heard the retirement communities in the UK are more intense and much grittier.

BI 3 - UK Drift?

Sorry, still trying to come up with a good one.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

BI 3: Because the 8 people who saw BI 2 can't be wrong!



b.o.


ps: WTF i keep having to sign in my usename and password!!!

Ain't Right said...

Alright, how about

BI 3 - Beating a dead Horse

Ain't Right said...

BI 3 - Seriously, have you ever heard of underwear?

Ain't Right said...

BI 3 - For people too uptight to watch porn

Damfino said...

BI 3; Discovering the 3rd Boob!

Damfino said...

BI 3; BM Addiction

FlopTheNuts said...

BI3 - NOT starring Sharon Stone, because who wants to see 55 year old cooch? Well, except the folks at Damfinoblog...

BI3 - Don't talk about it! You might give them an idea for a prequel or another sequel!

BI3 - With Michael Douglas. Hey, Catherine Zeta-Jones (or is that Zeta-Jones-Douglas?) is alright with him, and I'm sure he won't look too old 5 years from now. There are many good ED drugs, too.

FlopTheNuts said...

BI3 - Revenge of the skin.

BI3 - Revenge of the sin.

BI3 - Revenge of the skirt.

BI3 - Revenge of the Metamucil.

BI3 - Revenge of the gout.

...

Damfino said...

BI3 - You can't keep a good commando down!

Damfino said...

BI3 - Burning Urine

BI3 - Tainted Tramell

BI3 - Hormonal Attack

Kern said...

B3: Nutsack Shriveling

Kern said...

B3: At least it's not The Godfather III...

Ain't Right said...

BI3 - What's that smell?

Ain't Right said...

BI3 - Throw'n hotdogs down a hallway.

FlopTheNuts said...

Ain't Right reminds me of a Stewie quote: "So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"