Friday, October 21, 2005

F*ck me she has tennis elbow!


Tiki Bar TV is spreading throughout the nation... and I love jumping on bandwagons. Yesterday I hopped over to the blog site and posted a comment - whilst perusing some tard bean came along and shreaded the site - stating they had "stolen" some images from an artist. I felt it my duty to protect free speech... or theivery... however you view it.


Wait - don't read that... those are compromised words.

Here is where the comment should have been from this MATT character, it has since been deleted - he spoke for the artist, claiming that legal action would be taken if the Tiki crew did not change their site art! And then I spoke up;


Nothing like smacking some b*tch down and working in a scrotum comment.

His response


I like how he tries to act like he doesn't get my DAMFINO name.. pfph! Fer shure!

My final comments


Thank you for sharing my joy of the blog world... hey - what else is this site good for if not for bragging!

Yo

43 comments:

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

The bunny has dropted a few nuggets over at the tikitv blog.



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Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Does quicktine pro let you capture vidoe stills? How do you do that?

Damfino said...

Ooooh. Tiki nuggets. Must peruse.

Damfino said...

Sweet program called "Sanpz Pro X." It enables to you take stills of your desktop... and build frames to record video on your desktop.

But you can take a picture of your screen on a Mac - not sure on a Windows.

Damfino said...

D@mn you Sheriff -you went Holy Grail on my @ss! Actually, last night at the halloween shop... they had the Black knight costume. Complete with lopped off arm!

Too much dough though ($50)

Yo

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

$50 is a bit pricey even for the arm off bit. Groucho good choice.

"Duck Soup" or "You bet your life" Groucho


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Damfino said...

Duck "Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. " Soup

I wish I had a book on his lines... he was the original SOGTB!

Kern said...

Way to stick it to them Jed. I still haven't watched any of it, but I'm sure you were in the right.

What happened to the popup window for comments by the way? I have a feeling I will not be able to log on as much, as this new window deal is too conspicuous.

FlopTheNuts said...

Time to learn you Macofytes (Damfino and 'Bunny) some Winders!

To take a snapshot of your Windows desktop, simply press the Print Screen key. You can then use whatever graphics-manipulation software (from the basic, Windows-built-in Paint to Photoshop) to carve it up as you wish. If you want a snapshot of the active window only, hold down either Alt key then press the Print Screen key.

After the Print Screen key is pressed, the screenshot (whether of whole desktop or active window only) goes on the clipboard, and you can paste appropriately (into graphics-manipulation software, into an e-mail, etc.).

OK, OK, enough off-topic geek talk...

Damfino said...

Kern - I dropped the pop up cuz some people have them blocked and could not see comments.

Jeez kiddies... I can change it back.

We cannot be without the fine Kern filth.

Damfino said...

Nut flop - where is your pic?!?!

Nice expla. on the screen capture... Windows can suck my left

BABABOOIEBABABOOIEBABABOOIE

Kern said...

By the way, I have a review of the film Oldboy up at my blog this morning. Comments welcomed.

FlopTheNuts said...

Combination of no time to work on the pic and still deciding on a couple of details of said pic...

Now, now, I'm by no means saying Windows over Mac and/or Linux and/or whatever else, I'm simply teaching. (Besides, what is best is whatever I'm currently using. :) )

Damfino said...

Well spoken nut flopper.

If you have never seen Duck Soup - here is the kind of stuff you are missing;

Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

GOLD!

Kern said...

Is it Duck Soup that Woody Allen goes to see after his botched suicide attempt in Hannah and Her Sisters?

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Yo nut,

too much work....


where did the retina scan blog security go?

"no one liked Porkins..."

bunny out

ooops...just keep scrolling down bunny...

Damfino said...

I reset this thing to popup comments... not popping.

Kern said...

I wonder if there has been a Star Wars fan that has named one of their children "Jek" or "Porkins" or "Jek Porkins" yet.

I bet it's happened.

If I had a son, I would beg my wife to be able to name him "Alexander Luther Kern", since my dad's name is Luther it wouldn't look too suspicious when I could have a kid named "Lex Luther Kern".

Don't judge. At least I wouldn't name him "Kal-El" like some celebrity might. What was that...? Nic Cage...with the actual spelling?

Hmmm...

Damfino said...

Sheriff obviously has not been commenting on Kern's blog world.. he has had the security word ver up the whole time!

Never saw Hannah and her Sisters... never seen no Queen in her damned undies neither.

Kern said...

Jed: That's alright. I'll just have to be slick. Do what is best for the greater good.

You might try republishing the blog as well to see if the changes stick.

Kern said...

The Sheriff did make a comment last week or so in re: my Tiny Mix Tapes app.

Like a sturdy jock strap, I appreciate everyone's support!

Damfino said...

I have republished 3 times. And it pops up on the other computer (I am back at my desk).

GRRRAAAAGHGHGHG

Kern said...

Sorry about all the trouble.

Self-flagellation will ensue.

Damfino said...

GGGGAGKADKGJADFGADSJGDAJKGDAFJGADJSAGJDGJ


Technology can kill a nice morning buzz real damn quick.

Republished again... not sure what is up.

Damfino said...

There we go.... back to normal wankirific self.

Blog is back to pop up as well - Kern, you may felate.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

WTF???!!!???!!?!!!?

bunny confused....but nicely buzzed on Fogcutters and visions of my own personal Lala..Buttercup....yummmm BC!


B.O.

"I'm going to the basement"

Damfino said...

What has confused you good sir?

Way to drop Lala in the BC love mix. Musco is gonna rock tonight!

Kern said...

Thank you kind sirs. This shall allow my continued participation in the reindeer games.

No felating here, I've got a problem to lick. Be around sporadically. Big project today.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Kern's big Friday decisions:

Do I drink the Woodchipper brown Lager, the Black Momba Stout or the Big Ass Ale while listening to a socialy conscious live music act at the edgy and hip, yet darkly underground, music venue whilst attempting to woo said music strumpet with tales of Berkin handbags and his girthy meat product.

Cheers Kern

bunny out

Damfino said...

Jed's big Friday decisions;

Do I give her the ass or the crotch?

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

If I know you....both!

Don't even act like you don't know what I am talking about.


bunny out

Kern said...

Girthy meat products...oh my God...

Sheriff, please FedEx the rubber underpants...ASAP!

Ass and crotch. Two great tastes that do NOT go great together. The Reeses' Theorem is not universal.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Ker two words..
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Kern said...

Dental Daaaaamn!

FlopTheNuts said...

"You wanna finish her off?"
"No."
"Who was that?"
"Shut up!"

"I haven't been f*ck*d like that since grade school."

Rule #1: Do not talk about DamfinoBLOG.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"We have just lost cabin presure"



"You don't know where I've been Al"


"His name was Robert Paulson"

"F*ck Martha Stewart"


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Kern said...

Sheriff-I don't know if you saw my comment in response to yours on my blog, but just in case, if you like Oldboy you might still be able to score it at Amazon for nine dollars.

FlopTheNuts said...

BO, help a fellow old man out: what part of Fight Club did "You don't know where I've been, Al." come from?

I know I'm about to not get this quote exactly right, but, damn it, I'm typing it anyway:
"I want colon cancer!"

Kern said...

Flop: That's a perennial favorite.

Also when Chloe is up at the lectern in the meeting talking about wanting to get laid one more time before she dies.

"I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants and amyl nitrate..."

Kern said...

"I want ascending bowel cancer!"

FlopTheNuts said...

Kern, big kudos on the Chloe scene and posting the *correct* lower-intestinal cancer line!

I add:

"There I was, sobbing between Bob's big tits."

and,

"You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick."

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Mr. Jollie just got beat up by the Ganster in the bar basement and proceeds to spit his blood in Tony Sopranos mouth.

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FlopTheNuts said...

Oh, F*CK yeah!! Brad Pitt is laughing hysterically after he takes the beating and bleeds all over the gangster guys! Frickin' awesome scene!