Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Birthday wrapup






So much to watch.... so little time.

31 comments:

FlopTheNuts said...

Aqua Teen is friggin' hilarious!!!

I'm WAY behind, though - used to DVR it when we were in Houston, had like 4-hours worth of unwatched episodes on the DVR when I returned it.

Master Shake: "That is the shiz-night!"

Meatwad: "'Cuz I am smart, boy."

I should start DVR-ing it again... Or, hell, I'll just rent the DVDs!! :)

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

LUCKY!!!!!!!!!

ND

Damfino said...

Neighbor Carl "Uh hey there Shake man - thanks for mowing my lawn by lighting it on fire. NOW MY FRIGGIN HOUSE BURNT DOWN!"

I also like the evil Leperchauns who kept stealing crap from people at the end of the rainbow.

It is insane... but funny.

Kern said...

Looks like a good haul. Congrats!

About Gilmore Girls, I won't comment on the episode as a whole, but I have to be honest when I tell you as soon as I saw the logo on the box, I knew what Rory was getting. My reaction was as follows:

"Oh my god! That's a Hermes box!"

followed by

"He's giving her a Birkin, isn't he? Isn't he?! He did! Hot damn, he did!"

I thought it was interesting that they never disclosed the monetary amount of the item, so to break it down for everyone who may not know, I have heard that Birkins can fetch up to 10 G's, which is why everyone was freaking out. I thought it was refreshingly cute that Rory basically still has no idea what she's got.

Buttercup said...

That is true Kern Great Bag bad episode. I am very disappointed. We were waiting for something to happen. Next week better make things better or else......I don't know what but I do like the open ended threats

Kern said...

BC-Yes, in retrospect it was quite misleading. Though there were several lines that made me chuckle.

"Crusty Bulge?"

That was one of them...I know there were more, but I am terminally terrible at quoting things I haven't seen 300 times unless I write them down.

Hermes is awesome. I was just looking at some of their ties, and they are more expensive than some of the Burberry ties that I've bought new. Which makes them pretty darned expensive. I don't mind spending a lot on ties, though, as good ones last forever and you can't outgrow them like shirts and pants.

But that bag was quite fabulous.

Buttercup said...

Are you a girl...Secretly?? Cause dang you a can throw out a fashionable brand like no one's buisness. I am like Rory and had no idea what a Birkin is or that it was Hermes. Give me a $5.00 Spooky shirt from Target and I am pleased. I won't spend more than $20 on a purse so 10k ridiculous.

Damfino said...

That's my girl Drea... I was thrilled not to know about the Birkin.

I particulary enjoyed Luke telling the kids to get on the giant vase!

I also got very upset... when Logan entered the guest house... and put his hand in the back pocket of Ror... I almost punched the TV.

She is like my little sister.. and I never got to stop that filth Stevens from getting his evil paws on her.

Damfino said...

Kern - I think it is wonderful you know so much about the Birkin and Hermes line... now go get a girl. Geez man!

Kern said...

Well technically speaking Birkin is a model in the Hermes bag line. Named I believe after French actress Jane Birkin who did that famous song with French horndog/songwriter Serge Gainsbourge who did that song "Je T'aime..."

As far as me getting a girl, I've been trying!

Damfino said...

I realize Birkin is a model in the Hermes line (you techincal reading bastard!!) but did not know the background on the bag... hmmm. You may need to watch more football.


(arm raise to head)
FOOTBALL!!!!

Kern said...

Um, I don't think that's the answer.

I do watch auto racing, I think that should score me some masculinity points.

By the way, I think the base price of the Birkin bag hovers around 6800, but can fetch up to 10 K, which is what I meant to say the first time.

This reminds me of why I do like to go to Vegas. I mean the showgirls and the debauchery are nice but the shopping is insane!

FlopTheNuts said...

I'd forgotten about Neighbor Carl! For a secondary character, he brings some of the funniest shiz-night!

For some reason, the episode where they got the "magical" Foreigner belt-thing just popped into my head. Laughs!!

krysta jo said...

For a good time go to
Barf Blog
Because it's funny.

krysta jo said...

Ok I don't think the link worked...

http://www.barfblog.com/

Kern said...

Oh my...

Kern said...

Where's Deit, by the way?

Kern said...

Looking back I think I may have put an extra "e" on Gainsbourg. I can never remember the right spelling.

KJ-The Barfblog was interesting, but slightly stomach churning. The sausage story in specific.

Deit Heimley said...

I'm here, just busy a lot recently. I have this library project you see...

Oh, and my favorite ATHF line...
"Where is my popcycle! I require a popcycle every fifteen minutes."
My brother and I answer the phone with this line whenever we talk to eachother.

Kern said...

Deit: Well played, sir.

You probably didn't watch Gilmore Girls did you?

Deit Heimley said...

No time. This is board meeting week. I'm going to miss Lost too, which has become my Gilmore Girls. On Saturday I had the Pride board meeting, Sunday I had the Michael Thomas Gardens board meeting, Monday was the Capital City Pride board meeting, yesterday was the Des Moines Gay Men's Chorus board meeting, tonight is the Drake Neigborhood Association board meeting. Tomorrow I am free -- except for the set-up I need to begin doing to make the house ready for my Halloween Party on Saturday.

Speaking of which Damfinoids ... you all best come!!! (except you Kern I know you have handbag shopping to do) I have over 50 people confirmed (hundreds invited), and I will have some Vegas poker in the basement (a tipped hat to you Jed)plus more. It will be the greatest Halloween Party ever!!! (or at least as much of it as I will remember)

Kern said...

Handbag shopping...heh. I can't help it if I pride myself on being knowledgeable about several facets of the world. It's the wannabe librarian in me, I think.

Your party sounds like it will be fun. I hope Jed captures the ghastly debauchery. What are the Damfino legion going as, or is it a big secret?

Deit Heimley said...

Oh, I understand how one picks up things like handbag knowledge. I am filled with all sort of knowledge like that and would have been just as excited as you were when I saw the little Birkin come out of it's wrappings -- but then I am GAY. Just a thought.

Kern said...

Well, I...hmm.

But, you see...uh...let us not lose sight of the fact that I like Indy Racing, and uh...Playboy magazine, and women and their beautiful features.

I rest my case.

(Somehow I don't think that came off as very convincing)

Kern said...

Well, perhaps at Kern Returns '06 someone could bring some straight, single women and introduce me. I think that might help a lot.

Deit Heimley said...

My friend Bryan is also into racing. He likes NASCAR, but has been to Indy, and just generally has a love of racing. However, Bryan is also a semi-retired drag queen and about the nelliest queer I know.

And many many of the gays love women and their beutiful features. We want to dress them, and help them pick out expensive handbags... we just don't want to sleep with them.

And no, it was not very convincing.

Deit Heimley said...

So... you're going to do a one night stand at Kern Returns '06 to prove your straightness??? Sounds like a real closet case to me.

Kern said...

I think I have managed to dig an inescapble hole here. I'm starting to feel as though I am becoming the Tobias of the Damfinoblog.

Let me say this, not only would I want to sleep with a woman at Kern Returns '06(I like the way that sounds), but I would generally like to be sleeping with women on a regular basis. A lot. I mean with the same one, not a lot of women. But I guess that would be fine too.

The above was actually a thinly veiled attempt at trolling for action actually. But not to prove anything. Just because I want some 'tang. Yeah! High five!

Deit Heimley said...

OK OK. I'll beleive you. You like women, and in a dirty way, not just to fondle their handbag. Though you do enjoy the handbag foddling too, and that's OK. Just know that we are your friends Kern, and we would not judge you or say anything bad if ... you know ... you did come out of the closet. I mean that shirt and blazer combo you are sporting on your site seems a dead giveaway.

Just know that we are here and we care the same no matter what team you are really rooting for. (I was going to say batting but that implies you are in the game, which we all know, Kern is not playing with any balls other than his own right now)

Deit Heimley said...

I'll see what I can do, but don't hold your breath, most of my ladies are married or seriously dating ... sorry.

And I am just giving you a hard time Kern because the Gay Agenda is having an End-Of-The-Year blow-out sale! I get triple point for each new recruit!! With any luck that china set will be MINE!!!!

Kern said...

Aha! What company and what pattern is the china set by the way?






Kidding...only kidding. There was a deleted post in which I was asking for people to bring straight single ladies to Kern Returns '06. I deleted it because the ending seemed too much like pathetic begging. Still wouldn't mind meeting some ladies though.