I got me a roomate - his name is Jerry. Jerry likes to slurp food and not worry about dirty dishes for days on end... all of which drives me to the point of killing my dear brother (I like Jerry too much to harm him - besides, he lets me be the big spoon - so I got that going for me)!
BUT - Jer does a helluva good job at keeping me up on cool new stuff on the dish. Like for instance, STELLA, this new show on Comedy Central. It is a nutty half hour of totally absurd stories that barely hold together - but leave you laughing yer arse off! A new ep is on tonight at 9:30 - check it out if you can.
Now - who do I half to kill to keep this supersweet tan I got going on?
...this is the strange creature known only as Josh to most of us... note the odd gap between his head and the back of the cap... an nutty one is he!
hee... heee......... nut.......
eww.
Yo
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I think Stella is a fun show. But I think anything these guys do stands in the shadow of their work with The State. It makes me wish I'd seen the unedited version of Hot Wet American Summer in its entirety.
And the hat thing with Josh...hmm, I dunno what to say. I think there's usually an adjustable strap that comes standard on many models. And they work!
The comedy is... this had an adjustable strap. He likes it loose.
(that's what she sa..... WHAT?!?! - IT IS STILL FUNNY!)
He likes it loose, eh? Like dropping an Alka-Seltzer in a volcano loose, or...?
Good morning. That Josh picture is great!
The fino has also recently had some loose moments.....but i am under a gag order not to discuss it further.....
damn legal system....
the bunny
Doesn't it just make you want to grab his skull and tighten the strap until his eyes bulge out...er...
hmm
Wait a sec there Sheriff my boy... what the crap are you talking about?
If you are referring to my that one time when I accidently let my you know what fall on your table... I told you the zipper was broken and it was laundry day.
GROSS JED. Please keep the "you know what" talk to a minimum. Some of us don't want to see our breakfasts return this morning.
It does make me want to tighten up the hat for poor Josh.
Oh my. I certainly hope you are able to keep your wang puppetry relatively secret during the party Friday...
Oops. Sorry KJ, didn't mean to follow Jed's example there.
How do you know what my you know what is... could be that special box of jujubees that i keep in my pants.
could be..
Wait - are you scheduled to perform some of that penile puppetry for us... not upstaging at my place - the floor will be yours!
Much like the rest of my life, it's most likely not going to be used for anything more than the relief of my bladder. Unless the Bella and Sebastian loving co-eds come through, then all bets are off.
Er...Belle and Sebastian. Whoops.
Awwww... some creepy Bela Lugosi fetish aspirations came out.... lovely.
Anyhow, good morning KJ and all.
What the hell Sheriff - you drop a load and run!?!?? Quite being a 1970's male stereotype.
Oh lord...I think I have entered into a random, gutter-filled, universe.
Good morning Alex.
You guys are making me giggle like a school girl.
Ya know -we might talk up shrinking sacks and thudding you know whats... but we never bring it down to the school girl level.
That's just filth - quit jacking around with peterasting up the site!
yo
I think there's nothing random about the filth here. I am pretty sure it's all deliberate.
"you drop a load and run!?!??"- Unbelievable.
So now that everyone knows about Josh's hat I believe this is the perfect time for a picture of him wearing a belt. Bring it Jed!
BTW Hello All!
Urnotme is here! What's the good word today, my man? Read the review?
I am not sure I have any good belt pics. Josh is going to be pisssssssed!!!
Hey man what's up?
Today sucks. I hope everyone is enjoying their day, but mine is just plain annoying.
Anyway. I did read the review. Good work again- and I made some comments on the other thread.
I am out for now. It's sickening isn't it. I've been limited to 20 minutes during the day-UGH...
Out
Get on it Jed.
That's an order.
Yeah I said it.
I so want to see a pic of Joshy and his belt.
No belt images... just looked.
Sorry folks.
Ah well.
weak
i concur
Let's just say Fino's looseness issues involved an echo and a series of side splitters from "Predator"....
saying anything more might have to involve lawyers and Bull from "Night Court"
Mel Torne for President....oh, he is dead...
sheriff out
the janitor is back.
HELP
If only I were there early, I would be happy to help you get rid of that wanker.
Sheriff: Can I be Dan Fielding?
Yes you can..however I prefer him in the role he was made to play..Capitan Stillman in "Stripes"..."Oh I wish I was a loufa!"
bunny on fire
I just want to be Fielding so I can be sleazy and get some girls for a change.
I now see the connection in my mind... Krysta's janitor looks like Bull from Night Court.
I always thought Harry Anderson was extremely lame!
Sheriff - you got time to bleed?
He is NOT MY janitor.
Who's janitor is he?
And more importantly, who's the boss?
I am going to find out who the boss is (I don't think it's Tony Danza, but I could be wrong) and file a formal complaint because he made me puke a little in my mouth and that's just gross.
Er...I meant whose. Dammitt!
KJ, still there? Did you get any Mexirolls yet?
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