All great events are given a grand name...."The Rumble in the Jungle", "Wrestlemania", "Saved by the Bell, the new class"...and it is in this vein that I feel an appropriate title should be given to the valiant arrival of the Kern to the DM on friday.....I propose:
"KERN RETURNS...THIS TIME IT'S NOT BY COURT ORDER"
all thoughts welcome.....
good things.....maza, maza
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
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The Kern Returns...You Liked It Before, So He's Back With More!
I like this assignment, Sheriff.
"The Kern" with special guests "Tea Bag Posse" two nights only at the Des Moines Civic Center...be there....
"Passions will burn when The Kern Returns!"
Cirque de Kerne: Nuditutidity
When The Kern Returns, Free Roasters for all!
The Kern Returns... YA YA!
Your urine will burn - with the return of the Kern!
The original sperm dumpster - KERN!
I think you meant the Original Sperm Pumper, Jed.
Like at the gas station. Ladies, free game of windshield wiper with every fill up!
Mother's Daughters Will Be Concerned By The Return of The Kern!
By the way Jed, check yr e-mail. I sent my itenerary.
I'm away to a meeting. Shall be back shortly.
Knowledge
Evolves
Rub
Nipples
Iconic
Nebbish
Drunken
Mulva
itenerary has arrived.
Everythings coming up Kern!!
Indeed.
Knowledgeable
Exciter of
Respectable
Nubiles
Interacting
Naughtily
Direct
Mouth
How's that for an acrostic, everyone?
Kern and the "Sack Pack" live at the Sands in DM...July 15-17
"ring a ding dong"
The Kern: Because It Was Only Reruns This Weekend Anyhow
So...who won?
I think you ALL win but I like the last one about reruns.
Yes! We are the champions...!
THIS WAS AWESOME!
I really enjoyed: "Your urine will burn - with the return of the Kern!"
&
Knowledgeable
Exciter of
Respectable
Nubiles
Interacting
Naughtily
Direct
Mouth
BUT the winner has to be a combined effort of damfino and kern with jed dropping the "sperm dumpster" and kern trying to salvage some dignity by claiming Jed meant "Sperm Pumper"
that was just about the funniest thing on this blog yet!
Hey someone else is out there!
Have you read through this post?
Maybe if someone has something to say they should post it...hmm... do they have the sack for it?...
It's just funny as shit. So what's happening at the Fargo?
Aren't your hands all messes up? It's probably best not to have practice. Why on a Wed? I thought they were on Mondays
I have the sack to post. Are you still there?
Yeah when is that?
LMAO
Prove it kern
When do I have sack?
So what do you have planned kern?
Why, right now. I would take a pic with my digital camera, but it's not an SLR, so I can't attach a telephoto lens to get all of it in frame.
Planned for the evening?
Hi Queen B!
I think we have someone else in here lurking but not posting. That's what I was referring to, but if you want to prove jed wrong have at it!
Sperm Dumpster.. Seriously
Yeah, I know. Not quite.
Yeah queenb I did
No kern I meant for this weekend.
Urnotme: I am going to eat some pizza, and then debate on which album I should write about for tomorrow. I'm having a hard time deciding, honestly. This week's theme is more challenging than I anticipated.
Cool. Are you at home or work?
Urnotme: Well, my flight gets in at around 3. I believe from there Jed or Jed/Matt Johnson will take me back to Jed's to drop off my shit, and then we'll go shopping for liquid refreshment and then go to dinner. Then we'll most likely hang for a while until folks start showing up.
Saturday, I was thinking I might make peanut butter cookies, play some four square, etc. I'm hoping to gather people who are still in town and want to hang with the Kern to go to The Tavern and then bowling perhaps.
Sunday I'm mostly hanging out with high school friend Dan Mastrofski, and sometime Sunday or Monday I'll see another high school friend or two. Then Tuesday, back to my everyday life in Seattle.
I'm currently at home.
holy crap
all planned out
Well maybe the wife and I'll come hang from dinner on with ya all.. I'm not sure what jed was saying about it
I'm sure I'm going to get a sampling of your cookie making skills as i crush all with my 4 square skills?
Sure thing. I'm not sure what the deal is yet. Last year we went to the Waveland Cafe and I ate pancakes, which proved to be rather fortuitous in that I was able to drink a bunch without get too horribly looped.
Oh dude the waveland is very very good. Gotta go somewhere nicer though. Maybe have a glass of wine or something. Do you like italian or what type of food do you prefer? How many are set to come on friday?
Queen B disapear?
Where's the lurker?
I feel like I'm the host of 20 questions sometimes.
Jeez
give a rest
I like all kinds of stuff. Dinner Friday is a mystery. I just figured we'd try to do something that would get us back home before people started showing up at 9. Are you asking how many for dinner, or how many are coming to the party?
Because by my rough count, there could be sixteen people at least coming to the party.
By the way, how can you tell there's a lurker?
Sounds good! Yeah I was talking about the party.
I can tell there's a lurker because someone is emailing me and commenting but not posting them on here. Pretty weak, huh?
Very, very weak.
Anyway. To all a good night and talk to ya in the morning.
In the mean time: Fight the power
out
Right on!
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