Thursday, June 23, 2005

Happy birthday Jen and Congrats!

Hello Damfinites,

Giving a big sheriff sized HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my sista ho-in-law Jennifer. She is 24 today!!!

Also, just today she passed a certification test for a new position in Iowa City! Kudos my G&T swilling friend.

love,

The Sheriff and Mrs. Sheriff


End sappy family non-damfino related transmission......let the snorting crank of a whores ass dialog continue...

13 comments:

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

If the sheriff could type he might actualy be dangerous...it might be off and not of in my comical wrap up.

Kern said...

Happy B-Day and Congrats to Jennifer from the Kern!

24 was a good age...ah youth.

I now have to think of a clever way to segue into the Kenny Rogers/hooker/crank thing...

Also, a G & T sounds damned tasty right now.

krysta jo said...

I could drink a G&T off the six-pack of Ashton Kutcher right about now.

Buttercup said...

uhm hate to break it to you Sherrif but your ho-in-law is 25 years old. I also give a big yippee to my sis. I couldn't get my other one to work called Drea so I am starting over...ooopps

krysta jo said...

buttercup is a great name. :)

Kern said...

Yes, well I amend my earlier statement. 25...good times. To be young again...

I don't, however, amend my assertion that a G & T would be tasty right about now.

KJ-That was an interesting image. Thanks for that. I think.

Kern said...

KJ-Just out of curiosity, what brand gin is it that you'll be lapping off of Mr. Kutcher this afternoon?

krysta jo said...

Depends on the status of my bank account. If he's buying then definitely Tanqueray. If not, then probably the cheapest swill I can find.

Kern said...

Hmm...I'm more of a Bombay Sapphire man, myself. Tanq is ok, but it's a little too pine-y for me.

I am also a big fan of the Gin Buck(Gin and Ginger Ale). Mmmm...Gin Buck. And the Gin Fizz, and the Ramos Gin Fizz...

krysta jo said...

At this point anything cold and wet would work.

Kern said...

Man, it's a good thing Jed didn't hear that. He might well turn it into some kind of filthy innuendo.

(That's what she said)

Doesn't have the same ring, does it?

Buttercup said...

mmmm Gin Buck but sorry I agree with Krysta Jo Tanqguerie all the way!!!!
Sorry the cheerleader of old comes back to me.

urnotme said...

Happy Birthday Jenni!