Friday, May 13, 2005


To help the faithful readers understand what kind of people are posting on this here blog - these are images of some of the more eevil of our writers.

This is our infamous Deit Heimley - photo was taken during his imprisonment by terrorists!

Here is the young Alexander Kern - you can tell what kind of sick activities he is into.

And here is Sheriff-Officer T.J. Hooker - presenting his super hot ladies!

I am not sure what to make of the strange handle-bar moustache theme... evil tends to look alike.


Kern said...

I guess the handlebar mustaches are supposed to protect the guilty...

Point of fact, the look on my face in that picture is a combination of things. A)drunken revelry, B)Fear and Mortification that Bob S' Gene Simmons-esque appendage was snaking its way ever closer and finally, C)the realization that Jed grabbed a heaping helping of my sweet arse(not seen in pic).

The scary part is that I'm taking another trip back to DM to voluntarily enjoy such lunacy for four days with a group of our old Carmike cohorts.

Ain't we lucky we got 'em...Good Times!

Damfino said...

Kern! I just spewed out an enticing bite of my chicken sandwich all over my computer screen....

"C)the realization that Jed grabbed a heaping helping of my sweet arse(not seen in pic)"

You friggin kill me!!!

Cannot wait to see you man!

Deit Heimley said...

Listening to Hedwig and the Angry Inch, so I'm in a good mood, then I see my picture. I have no comments on that, other than that I hope I had some toliet paper handy 'cause it looked like we had some serious constipation there. But anywho, my real comment was on Bob's third arm of a tounge. While slightly disturbing, it was oddly hot. But maybe that's the Hedwig in the head.

And if you, careless reader, do not know of the Hedwig, GET OUT!

Damfino said...

Hey! Deit - we are not going to exculde the schlubs of the world just because some of us are cultured enough to enjoy a little



Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Is it just me or does it look like i was a victim of the "Filthy Sanches" bandit.

"What's that smell?" FC