Tuesday, January 30, 2007

"Stream this" baby!

http://www.thefabulousstrip.com/


my new favorite work site music escape. swing baby!


salute

sheriff

25 comments:

Buttercup said...

Wow my station find made a blog entry
Yyiii8ippppeeeee

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

In fact buttercup..i'd like to make another blog entry tonight about 10:15pm if possible...


dirty.....


sheriff

Damfino said...

Um... what just happened?



Can't launch Media player for some reason. Grr.

FlopTheNuts said...

ROFLMAO, Sheriff!!!

ROFLMAO! *Wipes tears of gut-busting laughter away.*

And he schedules it for 10:15!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damfino said...

Methinks Drea is usually SOUND asleep by then.



ewwwwwwwwwwwww



Flop - you need a picture you hoser.

FlopTheNuts said...

Holy crizzap, J! You read my mind - I was just about to reply and write that I'm still without a pic!

Kitty.

Get out of my head!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

there are those days when i bring my A game...today is one of those days.


sheriff

Kern said...

Well played, sir.

Kern said...

I don't so much make blog entries as work on my post for long stretches...

/We want the filth, gotta have that filth

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

My buttercup is only a "one entry" gal you need to look to Fino or Flop for info on "multi-entry" women.

discuss....


sheriff

sp: EVIL.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

oops.

ps: EVIL

that's better

Damfino said...

Um... what just happened?



I feel like my soul was just lit on fire...

uh-oh

Kern said...

I'm confused. One minute I was making a delightful masturbatory joke at my own expense and then talk of multiple input shenangians took center stage.

Wha' happened?

FlopTheNuts said...

Kern: That's filth master Sheriff striking again! And, your ref was so slight I didn't get it until you pointed it out. Very nice!

No comment on the multi-entry women comment. I can't afford to get into any trouble. :)

FlopTheNuts said...

Speaking of multi-entry, I had a nice little "vacation" this morning - only said vacation was due to multiple vacatings (pun intended) of matter out of my main *exit* (which has never been and will never be a voluntary entry). Coincidentally, I had a doctor's appointment scheduled for 1:30 today. So, I went from home to the doctor to work - I'll get in a whopping 3.5 hours today, woo hoo. (I'm currently on contract, so between now and Friday I'll have to make up as much of the 4.5 hours I was out today as possible.)

Don't know what it was that I ate in the past couple/few days, but it transformed into a brown damn-near liquid on the journey through my small and large intestines and it wanted out bad and quick!

It's been 7 hours since the last "vacation", so I think I'm "out of the woods" *knock on wood*.

Damfino said...

That's old news Bryan - I went through that about 3 weeks ago.

Thought I was gonna die though... ugh.

Kern said...

That sounds bloody awful.

FlopTheNuts said...

Oh, mine wasn't near as bad as yours sounds, Jed. Mine was coming out of only one orifice, for one thing. And mine was only a few hours in the morning. I was just trying to contribute filth and get a laugh or at least a chuckle or two.

The scale reported my fighting weight as 166 lbs. yesterday! After college (I graduated May '99) I slowly crept up to holding around 175, 185 at my heaviest. I've been on medication with one side effect of lessening the 'ole appetite, and I've been down to around 170. Of course, I probably lost 10 lbs. yesterday morning...

Maybe I should eat more umkugori? :)

Damfino said...

Bravo mr. McCabe - Jerry is shedding pounds too! I seem to be gaining them... all for winter though... I will be trim and ready for summer tanning!!

FlopTheNuts said...

Gee, thanks!

I'd like to mention that I included the weight comments more to relate to my morning yesterday and in an effort to further illustrate what I ''deposited'' in the commode, and not to boast. I owe my weight loss mostly to medication, a little to moving (moving and unpacking boxes, placing furniture where we want it, projects like painting, etc.), and not to self discipline, willpower, dieting, or exercising!

I would be a super middleweight if I were crazy enough to try boxing.

I'd heard that Jerry is winning the battle of the bulge! Congrats, Jerry!

Jed, I know you'll lose the winter weight because I know how bad you want to wear your Speedo while you're mowing the front lawn. And while shopping. And at work.

Kern said...

And while go-go dancing for Kern Returns.

I'm not doing badly(still wearing my size 32 pants) but I must say that I'm need to get on the bike or something so I can get at least a two pack before summer. I feel so self conscious engaging in shirtless shenanigans at the moment, though that my be due in large part to my Burt Reynoldsian chest hair forest.

Damfino said...

I think we need a "Kern in a speedo" pic on tomorrow's Crotchedy post!

Kern said...

Oh dear God, can you imagine? The only way you'll see that is if I graft my head onto the body of some chiseled guy. A topless Kern is not for the faint of heart.

FlopTheNuts said...

Even at ~170 I have a zero pack, I can't imagine what I'd have to go down to for even just a two pack!

Yeah, the Mansquatch-iness - mine to a much lesser extent than manly, mighty Kern's - does hinder going shirtless. Some chicks dig it, though!

Kern said...

Hmm, so I hear. I just read an article the other day saying that this was coming back as far as some of the actors out and about at events these days. Lots of open necks showing off their Gerber chest carpet and whatnot.

Speaking of hair, as sort of a concurrent joke with last Friday's post I shaved my beard to be like that McSteamy fellow. The joke, however, was on me, as people started telling me how much they liked the change. They want me to change my profile picture on Match.com to reflect it. I'm not sure, though...