Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Kern Departs

After several days of debauched good times and a frenetic activities schedule that would make Julie The Cruise Director piss herself in fear, The Kern has returned to Seattle, where the recent heat has turned his humble apartment into a bloody kiln.

In any case, I want to tell everyone who came to Kern Returns 2006 how much I appreciate the effort to come out and see me. I wish I had more time to see and talk to everyone, but sometimes it's difficult in a short amount of time. I'll try to do better next year.

A big thanks to The Sheriff, Drea and Flop for coming down and hanging out. It was awesome to meet you guys in person and I hope we are able to repeat the success and debauchery next year, perhaps with even more filth.

But the biggest thanks goes to Jed, Josh, and Devin for letting me crash at their place and allowing the party to happen there. I know it's a big undertaking, but it means the world to me that you are always so willing to extend your hospitality to me and I appreciate it more than I can express.

It seems that I may have a date predetermined to come back next year, as 2007 also marks my ten year high school reunion(!!!) and I think it's happening June 1 or thereabouts. So keep that in mind for next year. If not, I may just have to come back twice.

But in any case, thanks again everyone for giving me another time I'll never forget.

Hugs and s**t,



Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I'm making the construction paper chain as we speak to count off the days till Kern Returns 2007...


Kern said...


By the way, yesterday when I was taking down one of the flyers from the wall as a souvenir, Jed had the most brilliant idea which really made me kick myself that I'd not thought of these last couple years.

I took one that we wrote on and he goes, "You know, we should have gotten everybody who came to sign the flyers."

Holy shit, that's out of sight. It could be like a guestbook! I love it!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

That is a good idea. I also suggest nipple prints.

just throwing it out there.


Kern said...

I think we should give this matter the serious consideration that it deserves.

My question is what kind of non-staining ink shall we use?