Tuesday, June 13, 2006

9 days to "Hugs and Sh*t"


Mothers hide your myspace using teen daughters...Kern Returns 2006 arrives in 9 days. Will the West Des Moines Metroplex survive the event? There is booze to be purchased and chicken salad sandwiches to be made! The event of the season they are saying. Kudos to Jed for hosting the Filth Bash once again. Hope all can attend.


Sheriff



ps: How f*cking good is AD. Season 2 is kicking my ass! "To the Nuts!!!"

10 comments:

Damfino said...

Like Devin always says;

"As if the pad isn't gay enough - The Kern Returns!"

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

So true, so true....




b.o.

krysta jo said...

I hope you all have a rocking time and I can see the fire from the great north. Be sure to stash away the bail money so you don't get wasted and use it for booze.

Kern said...

I would also like to heartily thank Mr. Fino for letting me crash at his place and hosting the filth.

I'm all amped up and ready to go!!

Speaking of which everyone still has one week to submit their last, best taglines for those Amazon gift certs. I've got some great entries. Keep them coming!

Ain't Right said...

Just for the record the quote was "The Kern Returns - Because the Bachelor Pad wasn't quite gay enough."

Also Sheriff, Just wait till you get to Job's 5,000 dollar suit C'MON!!

Damfino said...

It just rolls off the tongue when Devin says it...


er... wait...



Dang homosexual verbage!

Kern said...

Nice pic of me. It's not my best angle or haircut for that matter, but it does seem to capture my essence pretty accurately.

Being the shameless whore that I am, I am really hoping someone manages to invite some single co-eds or something.

Don't believe everything that you hear about Seattle, I'm in the midst of a very long drought, personally. If you catch my not so subtle drift.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Let's all help Kern get out of his $2600.00 pants and into some young girls...ummm..heart...C'mon!



b.o.

ps: perhaps the booze bus can stop by and unload their bounty.

Damfino said...

It's a drunk bus Mr. Sheriff... and frankly I think Kern a little more than a bus of drunken hotties to bring him out of his slump!

I mean - how can you discuss Shartre with women like that?

Kern said...

I heart you guys.

I'm with the Sheriff. Bring unto Kern the ladies!