Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Old Filthy B@stard!


31 looooong years ago me mummy had to be rushed to the hospital - there, she gave birth to a happy go lucky little lad named Josh. He was extrememly laughable - thrilled at every little piece of the world. Content and giddy with his family... then 18 months later Jed was born and the world went to sh*t!


MY BROTHER IS 31!!!! Holy crap - Josh has been running around this place for a while - causin trouble - downing 40's like they were Kool-Aid!


The plans for the evening are a dinner at Texas Road House and gifts to be handed out at home afterwards. I am particulary thrilled with my gift this year... but I am sure Devin's will take the award for most appropriate. We will relay reactions tomorrow.


Yes, that old filthy b@stard is still running strong - drinking like he is 21 - eating cereal at 10:30 pm like his 5 - and entertaining the masses at each house event. We look to another 31 years of Josh-fun.


Here's to my brother - Happy Birthday my boy!

Yo

30 comments:

Damfino said...

BTW - I did not see Gilmore last night - if any of you tard-beans spoil a drop of the show... well... I am sure something dastardly will occur.

onecrazylady said...

HAPPY B-DAY, JOSH!!!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Not only has Fino not seen GG but still no word on the last 4 ep's of Arrested D!!!

WTF


You sicken me.


b.o.

ps: Happy birthday Josh. Jello shots on Friday.

pss: Flop's birthday is today as well. Flop em if ya got em.

Buttercup said...

Happy birffffday Joshy. he he he I like adding the child like things. wow 31 way to go Josh.





Jed I am appauled that you have not seen gilmore girls. I am shunning you

krysta jo said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY josh!!

urnotme said...

Seriously Happy Effin Birthday already !!

Damfino said...

I thought Flop's was tomorrow!

Damfino said...

AD was viewed - loved... and tears were shed.

It is totally done - that is the way to end a show!!!

FlopTheNuts said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH!!!

Can't wait to celebrate belatedly this weekend! Bowling, poker, drinking, and barfed up cereal! Woo hoo!

(Actually, Sheriff, my b-day is tomorrow. But, hey, you're early, which is better than late or not at all! And everyone can still feel free to flop 'em if they got 'em.)

Go Aquarians!!

Hope you have a GREAT day, Josh! Have an eldbizz on me.

Kern said...

First happy Birthday to Josh and Flop!

Secondly, I finally followed in the footsteps of Michael Ausiello from TV Guide and had a cameo on GG. I'm the one bending Lorelai over the chair in Richard's study. I didn't have any lines though. Unless "Oh oh oh!" counts as lines. I hope that didn't spoil anything for you Fino.

Just Kidding. I only watched 70 percent of it myself.

FlopTheNuts said...
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Damfino said...

Christ on a cruise - who the hell deleted a post!?!?

How tacky1

FlopTheNuts said...

GEEZ, SORRY! It was almost an accidental cross post - thought I was posting on the "Open for business..." thread.

So sue me! Fahgit aboudid!

Go take some ayimdxeh to calm down. :)

Kern said...

You'll have to excuse him, Flop. Deleted posts somehow trigger Jed to turn green and run around in ripped purple pants for some reason.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Fino....AD recap and re-watch must happen this weekend.


Flop...happy birthday tomorrow..ya bastad (Insert Peter Griffin voice here)

Friday news: Andrea has a builderhelper presentation at 3pm...Congrats Buttercup...anywho..our arrival in DM may be delayed but that should delude you into thinking that serious man fun will not commence upon our arrival.

Flops, fresca for all.

And don't forget Vodka goes bad once you open the bottle. Drink up!

bunny out.

FlopTheNuts said...

Good luck, BC!!

Just wear a tube top and "accidentally" drop your pen some time during the presentation. SOLD!

Oh!

FlopTheNuts said...

Kern: Yeah, no kidding! 'Fino smash!

Sheriff: Thanks for the early wishes! I like the Vodka line - I'll *try* to credit you when I use it. :)

FlopTheNuts said...

Just testing...

FlopTheNuts said...

OK, WTF is going on w/ posting on Blogger today?!?!? Twice this has happened - I create a post, jump through the hoop of typing in the 836-character verification, click the "Login and Publish" button, and in the 'post' window, it shows my post. But, I go back to the 'main thread' window, and my post isn't there. I wait a couple of minutes, close the window, click on the thread link, still no post from Flop. But I enter another post, and, viola, the previous post AND the new one both magically appear.

?!??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!???!?!??!?!!??!!?!!!!?!!?!!!?!

No, it doesn't piss me off at all.

MOTHER F*CK#RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kern said...

Amen, man. Sometimes Blogger drives me batshit.

FlopTheNuts said...

Yeah!

I reiterate: WTF?!?!?!!!

Damfino said...

Ha ha... I like it when Flop goes nutty.

Bry - you guys are only joining us for Saturday night - correct?

FlopTheNuts said...

You know, I get that a lot - friends like to see me "go nutty". Hmmmm... :)

No, we were planning on a little late night getting-together Fri. night, if that's OK w/ everyone. It will be after we get to DM, check in to the room, and say hi and buh-bye to the parents quick. We'll keep Ella up a little late so she can see everyone. Heck, she'll get some good sleep on the ride over anyway. (Seriously, we can tuck the kiddo in the spare bedroom and we can converse, play some Hold 'Em, or whatever in the living room and/or kitchen and/or den and/or wherever else.)

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Jed likes to "tuck his kiddo" when he goes to "The Man Whole" for cross dressing all you can drink Margaritas for $10 Tuesdays.

Wow, that was a mouth full.


b.o.

FlopTheNuts said...

Oh, damn! NICE, Sheriff!

Nice!

That's all I got...

Damfino said...

You sonsofbitches.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

How do we combine "tuck his Kiddo" and the Kern Returns into one kick ass t-shirt?


lets put the damfinoblog brain trust on it.

b.o.

Shua! said...

Everyone thanks for your gracious remarks and well wishes. I am 31 wow have I really know Jed for that many years? Love ya bro.

Flop happy b-day tomorrow if I don't talk to you.

Peace

Damfino said...

Putting them together and on a shirt is not the issue - hell, put Kern in a warm corner and undoubtedly the kiddo will be tucked... the main problem is going to be the psychological damage that will be inflicted by wearing such an image.

Kern said...

The Kern is on the case!

Though I don't know that it will be the official image of Kern Returns 2006...