Monday, December 19, 2005

Bon Voyage


Well, our esteemed Damfino set out on his tour of much warmer places yesterday. Some of you may not know me very well or at all so it begs the question, Why did he want me to watch over the blog? The answer is simple, Greg didn't want to do it. And since I have a bad habit of caving to peer pressure from certain individuals, here I am.

Normally Jed has some sort of weekend recap on Monday mornings but since I can't think of a way to make "played Playstation all weekend" sound exciting I will have to pass on that aspect today. Jed did call his brother yesterday from Puerto Rico to tell him it was 85 degrees. Immediately following the phone call Josh shut off the heat to Jed's room opened the windows and soaked his bed with water. Ah Brotherly love, there's nothing quite like it. But I have done my part to help Josh through the week without his brother, I set up my computer to randomly spew obscenities at Josh all week. It's not as good as the real thing but I think it will do for now. Hopefully for my next post I will have something of substance to say but it's kind of doubtful.

13 comments:

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Well spoken Devin. To tell you the truth, Jed's Monday post aren't much better than yours. Have fun swiming in the Fino sludge pool this week. 4 more days left.


bunny out

ps: Smurf off Jed! Bastard! We all hope you get crabs!

Buttercup said...

Who needs anything of substance to say. Just remember to play the taint game. And since we can all use the word smurf in demeaning and insulting ways.....











I hope that Jed finds a nice little smurfette to smurf with while he is in the hot tub in his man hammock.

Kern said...

Devin-Fine inaugural post, my good man.

Now onto my entry into the "Dirty Smurf" game.

I hope Jed uses a smurfylactic when he's getting his smurf slobbered on by four dollar island hookers, otherwise he might get smurfes and we all know that that one won't just go away with penicillin. Also, I hope he tells that smurfette to be gentle when she's smurfing around his smurfhole with her fingers, othewise she could irrevocably smurf his prostate and then he'd be smurfed!

By the way, I would like to send out a birthday shoutout to my man, myself. I turn 27 today. Yay.

If I come up with any other filthy smurf related items, I will toss them in. I know how much the Sherif loves 'em.

Ain't Right said...

That's a smurfload of inappropriate uses of the word smurf, altough it's completely appropriate on this blog. Good Show everyone.

Happy Birthday Kern!

onecrazylady said...

Good post Devin.


HAPPY B-DAY, Kern!!!

Kern said...

Thanks all! If anyone is interested I wrote a "Very Special" birthday related post over at the my blog today.

I wonder if the burn on Jed's smurf has gotten any better...

Kern said...

BC-Refresh my memory, what's the taint game?

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Kern may the arrival at 27 bring you joy and a smurftastic shagging from your local tavern booze smurf.


b.o.

Kern said...

Gracias, Sheriff! I would take a good smurfing right about now.

Keep that in mind for Kern Returns '06.

Maybe that's the tagline,

Kern Returns '06: Bride of Kern!

krysta jo said...

Happy Birthday Kern.


Thanks for keeping us updated on the going-ons at the house, Devin. Truly enlightening.

Kern said...

Thanks KJ!

I'm finding the going ons at the house pretty funny. I especially loved the part about setting up the computer to randomly spew obscenities at Josh all week.

Comedy Gold!

Ain't Right said...

I do what I can.

Kern said...

I, for one, am looking forward to whatever tomorrow's entry is. Maybe Jed will have called again, and he'll share some some of his magical island hijinks.

Maybe it'll end up being like the Love Boat and he'll end up sctupping the cruise director or something in between mingle with strangely cast celebrity guest stars.

Or not...