Friday, November 04, 2005

Never thought much of November 4th...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!!!!!

Today marks the birthing of young Mr. Dan Stevens. I believe he is clocking in at 28 years old - WOW!


Stevens has been missing from the blog here for a quite while and we miss his bitter f-bomb laiden comments. The blog just aint the same without him. Not to worry - he is still his brazen over-pompous self that we all know and love!


The big plans are as follows; Tonight we head out to the Latin King (his favorite restaurant) for a splendid Italian dinner... Chicken Spadini! Then we are gonna see "Jarhead," hoping that it lives up to "American Beauty" and "Road to Perdition." Then tomorrow, we are going to a Hawkeye football game kegger... then on to the Newton Drive in for "Wallace and Grommit!" Finally, we wrap up everything on Sunday with a wicked game of paint ball!!!


If you get a chance, send on some birthday love. Happy Birthday old man!!!

Yo

23 comments:

Buttercup said...

Happy Birthday Danny boy!!!




Hey where have you been lately. I am missing the bitterness coming through in your posts

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Congrats Dan on the birthday.

Let's be safe out there..paintball doesn't kill people...people do!



bunny out

Damfino said...

Dan is a maimer.. not a killer.

I am getting my fill of flicks this weekend.. Jarhead and W&G... cool.

Kern said...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Urnotme.

We do miss all the fun comments you supply. Especially the banter betwixt you and Jed.

Kern said...

Also, as a side note, I am still pimping the hell out of the webcomic Questionable Content, so if you've not read it yet, you are totally missing out.

Damfino said...

Kern - you are so the pimp daddy. Kreitner followed your lead and read a ton... I gave up after about 10 of them (there are years backlogged on that thing!!!).

Kern said...

Yeah, a friend of mine here at work has been sifting through them all week, cursing and praising me in the same breath because she's been reading about 110 per night. She's almost caught up.

It's such a good strip though because the story is so familiar and the lead character is like a two dimensional version of myself.

Another one that is not so dependent on continuity that I've been finding really funny lately is Diesel Sweeties. That one you can pretty much jump into whenever, wherever. It also coined the phrase, "Bacon is a vegetable!"

Funny stuff.

Damfino said...

I wondered where my need for saying "Bacon is a vegetable" started from.

Kern said...

Wonder no more. They have that one on a t-shirt.

One of my other favorites is the one where the last panel has Indie Rock Pete saying, "Nothing Is Any Good When Other People Like It"

Ha ha ha. It's funny cause it's true...

Damfino said...

You have issues Kern.

Is that third pic of Stevens making anyone else sick?

Kern said...

Issues of what? Don't make me come over there Fino...

As far as the third pic: Sick may be too strong a word, but it does remind me an awful lot of B-List character actor Craig Sheffer. (Who incidentally played Boone in Clive Barker's Nightbreed!)

urnotme said...

Good effin' day ya'll!

Thank you Jed and all of the jedanites for the birthday wishes. They are much appreciated!

BUT

I am only 27 today! I know fino is feeling lately so he wanted to drag me down in his misery so...

AND

What the fuck is up those pics?
Seriously. Are you kidding me?

urnotme said...

> Please insert "old" in between feeling and lately.

My bad

urnotme said...

DAMN
and "with" between up and those.

It's been too long since I've done this.


That's what she said.

Kern said...

Yes! I have not heard a good "Seriously" and "Are you kidding me?" in ages!!!

Good to see you back among the Damfinoblog faithful.

I feel your pain. My birthday is December 19th, and I will also be 27. It always seems to bear down on me like a freight train at the end of the year.

Kern said...

By the way, Urnotme, your Halloween costume was fucking tops, man. Brilliantly executed.

Damfino said...

Ahh - the misguided filth - the bitter commenting - the confused rambling.

Nice to have him back.

You are only 27? Der - that makes sense...

Damfino said...

Hey - Kern - you d*ck. You did not say jack about mine.

I spurn you!

Damfino said...

His costume comes off a tad Willy Wonka as well as Elton John. Props to the glitter.

Kern said...

Fino, I think I did laud your costume. Well, your second costume anyway. I told you you made a fine Dr. Tiki if I recall. You were so well disguised in the other pics I didn't even recognize you and thought you were behind the camera.

So take that as a second compliment, you greedy attention whore!

And, I am still 26 until next month. Which makes the crotchety factor even funnier. I have a feeling the last three years of my twenties are going to be even more bitter than the first seven.

At that point anyone under 25 is instantly, "the kids" or "those damn kids" or "that kid". I will start to incorporate more phrases into everyday conversation such as "When I was a kid..." and "Kids today..."

It's the one bright spot about getting older for me. It's like I'm finally growing into the age I have been for years!

Buttercup said...

wh wh wha I thought I was the yougest kid on this block. Oh that makes me feel good. 27 in January. So Urnotme you decided to give the lowly group of damifino some of your time. I feel privilidged.

onecrazylady said...

Happy Birthday, Dan!!

QueenB said...

Dan you told me you were turning 30 today fucker! Hope you have a GR--RRREAT b-day.

Im going to see Jarhead as well.

I emailed Harms today with a request to be removed from Chads team asap. I cant take it anymore.

Have fun! Dont get too crazy!