Friday, October 14, 2005

You can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it!

Bunny out is sweeping the nation!

Check the below link for a peek into the madness.

Also, Buttercup produced a prototype Buny out t-shirt last evening. Pic to follow.

Pic is here






and now Nut Flop is in on the fun!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bunny+out


as always,

Bunny out

61 comments:

Buttercup said...

While looking through the Urbandictionary I found a word to describe my self often:

TARD BEAN

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

Buttercup said...

Ohhh and Jed e-mail the Graphic and everything for the Big Boy shirt. I am doing it. I will wear it proud.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Kern returns also needs to be transmitted...stat!


b.o.

Kern said...

Ha ha ha! It's happening! It's happening! Can't wait to see the Bunny Out T-shirt. I would wear one around Seattle proudly. Everyone would assume that they are the last to know about something cool, and then they'll be clamoring for one!

Viral marketing, baby!

First the slang, then the merchandising!

I don't know why I keep ending thing in exclamation points!

Also, new review up at Listen, Listen,etc.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

The prototype can be improved but the bunny out magic was captured by BC.

cudos to you BC!

bo

Buttercup said...

Jackler :a jackler is someone who farts all the time and it smells like they've followed through!!

Greg ure a frikin JACKLER

I love this site. I am needing to write down all the words.

If I wasn't such a tard bean i could have gotten it right. oh well that's me.

Kern said...

Buttercup: How is the knee these days?

Buttercup said...

Knee is in a stupid brace...but soon I will be out of it. Waiting for my muscle to get stronger. I am still going to Physicial Therapy which stinks and by this time should be a pro at it.

Kern said...

Jeers to the brace.

Cheers to getting out of it soon!

I am trying to get my friends here to help with the "Bunny Out" campaign. Hopefully, the numbers will grow.

Where's the Jed today?

Damfino said...

Jed had to shoot... and I get back and shart in my seat from the images in my e-mail.

Kudos Drea on the completion of such classic apparel.

Jackler and tard bean... hmmm. "Bunny out" better make the cut!

Kern said...

The Bunny Out shirt bloody well rules!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I like the fact that I can make Jed shart with only 10 min of effort at lunchtime....just think what I could do over a long weekend. Better be wearing the rubber pull ups Fino!


B.O.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

The prototype iron on drifted a little low on the shirt and was slightly askew.

However, production models will be spot on and come in both white and balck tees.

sheriff out

Damfino said...

Can I make a suggestion... increase the type size on Bunny out... not by much.

We need a shirt for "I'm a sharter!" or "who sharted" which is probably too close to the who farted shirt... but maybe that's why it is funny.

Kern said...

Sweet.

Rubber pullups. Ha ha ha.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I agree on the larger type on bunny out...

also green light the Who Sharted? design

bo

Damfino said...

Kern, don't laugh at my need for support... you will have to deal with this problem one day.




and it itches.

Buttercup said...

I am disturbed at you Bunny all you had to do was take 2 min take pics and download to the computer wheras you saw me for 4 hours last night messing with that stuff.....ooohh you are gonna get yours.

I agree with the Font type. I have Ideas for my next t-shirt for the Bunny out. Now seriously Jed were is my Bigboy graphic???????

My next t-shirt endeavor are going to be Gnomes...you heard me right folks.

Gnome on the range with the Gnome lounging on the desert sand.
Evil Gnomes. Which is just a picture of a gnome looking up at you.
Chilling with my Gnomies. Found an awesome picture that just had tons of Gnomes. Going to use that.

Who Sharted?? it is one that will also need to go out to Mark and Andrea.

Tard Bean will also go on a t-shirt If I can find a graphic of a bean and put the tard in there I would be a happy women.

My other big Idea was to make t-shirts my cousin who is getting married.
Mrs. Robert Livingstone
Mr. Lora Mills

I thought it was clever.

Kern said...

Wow, I love all the t-shirt concepts. I should come up with the locations and tour dates for the back of the Kern Returns shirt perhaps...

Jed: I wasn't neccesarily laughing at your incontinence. It's just the thought of rubber underpants makes me snicker.

Damfino said...

Kern - write up the back.. I am going to have that one professionally done.

Drea - my big boy graphic was tiny... upconverting would look bad.

Kern said...

Will do. Wasn't part of the original joke that one of the stops was the Des Moines Civic Center?

Buttercup said...

I don't care I want it. We will se how it looks.

Kern said...

Yeah, I'll work on it tonight. I'm going to throw in some funny Eurotrash type cities as well.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

We could put the Big Boy graphic over the chest pocket like a coporate logo..would be killer.


So much to do.

BC, when the chips were down and you needed my help orientating the text for the word tee's who came to your rescue???

thats right the sheriff! So I might not have put in the length of time you did but I contributed
critical brain power when it was needed. Don't make me bring up your senior thesis. Oh yes I took it there. (Stewie Griffin laugh here)

B.O.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Prauge don't forget Prague!!!!

And Vage....and "Mint Pussy"..oh sorry not "Mint Pussy"...

bo

Damfino said...

O NO HE DITINT!

FlopTheNuts said...

DAAAAAAaaaam, Bunny!

Sorry to get in late. I just signed up, just joined Jed's BLOG!

My sister (Bea), one of my (100s of) Brothers-In-Law (Tom), and Trish and I have a shirt idea. Tom was supposed to make 'em, don't know how far he is. (Scribbles note to call Tom and ask about shirts...)

And, only answer if it's OK to: who is Kern?

Damfino said...

Kern is my buddy Alex Kern from Seattle. We have quite the band of merry worshipers here.

Troglodytes... Princess'... an ugly troll...

Damfino said...

nut flopper... HEE HEE HEE!

Damfino said...

If anyone needs explanation of Mr. Nut Flopper... see new post on Blog.

Bry... just looked at your bio. I completely forgot you were old as dirt!



Don't worry Sheriff... you still hold the crown as dirt.

FlopTheNuts said...

Oh, OK! Thanks for answering my intrusive and borderline rude query.

All right, all right, I'll share the t-shirt idea. Long story as short as I can make it, we were watching Star Wars (Episode III) and Bea caught a Red pilot (forget which one) calling another Red pilot "Porkins". (I had caught that a while back at Don's, damn near ripped my gut out laughing.) She says, "Did he just call that guy Porkins? Is that guy's name PORKINS?!?!!" I said, "YEP!", then, remembering when I 'discovered' it, said, "Oh, yeah! I remember that!" We spent the next hour rewinding and watching the part where poor Porkins blows up; looking him up in IMDB; and Google searching and finding finding, uh, 'fan' sites. Towards the end of the hour, we came up with the t-shirt: Picture of Porkins (from neck up, with helmet on and visor down), big block text below, "COVER ME, PORKINS." I'll do some crude photo editing and post a pic.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

That's Dirt King you fist olympic decathalon bronze medalist tard bean!


bunny out


...hehehe...he said fist

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"Cover Me, Porkins!" I am crying with comedic bliss right now...Jed pass the rubber shorts I just sharted all over my office!

Ahh new blood on the blog....life is good!

This shirt must be made! Chop chop on the photo upload. Blogging here comes with a certain responsibility. It is up to the world of men to answer the call.Porkins photo must be posted post haste.

B.O.

Buttercup said...

I nearly shot diet coke out of my nose when I heard Porkins. Can I just use that on a t-shirt.

Nice of you to join us today......I am really questioning what to call you nuts.. flop.. you are my brother in-law.....speaking of that I was going to mak ho-in-law shirts. My mind works at warp speed and I can't stop it. anyway

My mind has just shut down spontaneously.

FlopTheNuts said...

So, looks like I have to create a new post to be able to post a picture? In other words, I can't "Post A Comment" with a picture?

(Yes, the IT guy needs assistance...)

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Flop needs a Porkins pic as his name tag....make it so #1.....


bo

FlopTheNuts said...

Ho-In-Law shirts would be fan-f'n-tastic!!!

FlopTheNuts said...

Yep, I have an idea for a profile pic. Will work on it later, from home.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Bunny is so behind the times I just email my pics to Jed and he help this "old Fart" out and puts them on the filth board.


bo

Damfino said...

Nut flop did a Jedi Hot Poke to me earlier.... it was weird.

Porkins tale did not make me shart... rather I now have a far greater respect for Lucas and his large boring tale.

Damfino said...

Old people and technology... always good for some laughs.

Post away my good man.

Kern said...

Porkins first name is Jek which sounds like Jed!

Porkins = Big Boy???

I feel conspiratorial forces at work here. Spoooooky!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I've felt constipational forces the last few days....pooooopy!



Sorry Kern, it is late in the day...


sheriff bound


ps: will 5 pieces of American cheese in one day kill the flow so to speak?

FlopTheNuts said...

ROFLMAO!!!

(Since very few people know what that particular acronym is:

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
)

Damfino said...

Why must my life always come back around to pork?

FlopTheNuts said...

My ROFLMAO was in reply to Kern's comment...

Timing, damn!

Damfino said...

The flopped nut has added his Porkins tee to the post... nice.

Kreitner... when you have as much gastral action that you have... nothing could block it up!

FlopTheNuts said...

YES!!! The Porkins t-shirt lives!!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I have found my new desk top for the next few weeks....just porkit!



bo

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

If Porkins doesn't cover him I think Pilot Jenson might just eat him....Damn neck meat!!!


sheriff out

Damfino said...

"Red Leader this is Echo 1 - Porkins is down.. I repeat... Prokins is down."

"This is Red Leader... no one liked Porkins."

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Bravo Fino...Bravo....

My second outloud laughing spell relating to Porkins today!!!


bo

Damfino said...

And to that we give....


ahthankyou!

FlopTheNuts said...

OK, this time it's not due to newbie stupidity, it's just do to my laziness: is there a way to be notified (via e-mail and/or phone and/or whatever else) when a new post or reply is entered? (Not sure that I'd want notification, though - it would be going off all the time!)

Kern said...

This is one of the livlier threads we have had for a while. Unlike the ghost town that is my blog.

:(

Wait, we get to have beer in the office momentarily for Oktoberfest!

:)

That evens things out somewhat...

Kern said...

Flop: Yes, I think it's in the dashboard somewhere. I don't have mine on because things would get so lively they would most likely pop up every two minutes.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Beer!!!!! You bastard. Well, that does change things now doesn't it.

Flop, I'm not sure instant notification is a good thing. Do you want your pager shocking your balls everytime Fino complains about how their flagfootball team got crushed by the extras in Barbershop 2. (Last weeks Bags performance not included)If you ever want to make another smile maker walk away from instant blog gratification.


sheriff out.

Damfino said...

SHERIFF... YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!

HOLY SHART!

Damfino said...

Kern - you are a bastard for getting beer... with that in mind... I am leaving... on to more alcohol to dull my senses.

Later all

twas a very good day indeed

yo

Kern said...

Woweeee! The Sheriff's on fire today! Look at him sizzle, kids.

Barbershop 2...I am officially rolling on the floor. But not laughing my ass off. Ass is still firmly attached.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Thanks Kern fellin the flow today.

Enjoy your micro-brewed ambrosia.

Sheriff is out for the weekend.

peace!