Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Not-So-Shocking-News!


Man... I used to be really fat. Look at the doughy white flesh of my meaty arms!

Jeremy had a good line this weekend - "Way to lose the neck meat!"

Busy kids - catch ya sporadically!

Yo

48 comments:

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

When I first saw this pic I feared for your brothers life for a moment. Run little buddy run!!! The beast looked hungry!

Congrats on the tranformation Fino.

You had better bring the Keith Richards emergency kit for this weekend. It could get outerworldly!

the esq.

Damfino said...

Don't I know it - your cousin Roon told me you were quite the nympho! We can talk when I check in.

*wink*

Damfino said...

Oh - the photo... Caleb and I had just finished eating. He had a pbj sandwich - and I had two whole chickens.


Thus the sweat.

krysta jo said...

Weird post Jed.

"It's your butt, Luke!"

Damfino said...

I thought that Sookie line was cute. Lor was in selfish mode at the baptism... who stops the whole event for an argument?

Oh wait...

krysta jo said...

I LOVE Sookie and Paul Anka. It takes me back to SATC when Charlotte named her puppy Elizabeth Taylor.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"Where is My Buffer!!!"



bunny out

Kern said...

Good times. And good times made better now that I have my new Comcast DVR in place, so that I don't have to miss the Girls should I actually venture away from my apartment. Not that there's a lot of danger of that, mind you.

Good to see you back, Jed.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Sunny and cool at the Kreinter place this weekend. Fino you might want to bring a wrap and be ready to enjoy 2 evenings of fire pit hijinks! We even might enjoy a cool refresing bowl of Ben and Jerry's "Mint Pussy" for desert.


"Hey proby taste that and tell us if it is human piss."

"Your kidding right"

"We don't have all day"

fire bunny out

Kern said...

I for one wouldn't mind giving that particular flavor of Ben and Jerry's a shot sometime.

Are there going to be some spooning hijinks by the fire, or something a little more risque?

"I was an ann-al-rapp-ist"
"But it actually looks like..."
"Yes, it doesn't look so good on paper"

Kern said...

"I have about four minutes before I have to get off."
"Well, let's just see if I can help you reach that target."

Damfino said...

SWALLOW THIS AND LOVE US AGAIN!!

Buttercup said...

I am excited next week is another episode where the characters dress up and get Crazy!!!!

Now for all of you crazy Gilmore freaks do you remember the Pippi Episode??? Well I just want you to know that the Pippi Longstocking just came out on DVD yesterday. I am currently waiting for this Jem to come to me by Netflix....and Jed you could only be so lucky as to have it come while you are there this weekend.

Nicely done Jed on Weight transformation.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Sorry Buttercup look at the netflix list; Long Wait

How many others can care about Pippy too.....it must be an underground sect like in "Dragnet" 1987. I thought Mr. Hanks did some of his best work as the unforgetable Detective Pep Strebeck.

bunny out....

Damfino said...

I did notice the Pipi DVD coming out and thought of the girls... how far we have come since that fine evening.

I especially enjoyed the Rosie-retard moment last night. What is the PC term for that?

Kern said...

I loved the part in Dragnet where Pep Strebeck takes Friday to a strip joint, and all Friday notices is the coffee. Or am I remembering that wrong?

I should rent Dragnet soon...and maybe with a side of Bosom Buddies.

I think the time is right for a Peter Scolari comeback in the tradition of Travolta. I can see it...

Favorite Gilmore quote from last night:

"Bo, do you renounce Satan?"
"Satan can kiss my ass!"

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"Mentally retarded" Ron Burgandy

Correct Kern, Friday did enjoy the coffee.

Must put the movie on netflix.

"The virgin Connie Swale" wasn't a virgin after Friday finished depositing his "serve and protect" sperm posse into her never violated loin hole.

did i just type that....


sheriff out

Kern said...

Holy Cow, Sheriff! I nearly spit my water out. Unlike the "Virgin" Connie Swale who probably did not spit after ingesting a "Friday Sundae". I wonder if they noted how closely linked the name Swale is with Swallow.

Just a thought.

Sperm posse...(snicker)...

Kern said...

Oh, by the way, Jed...I got an e-mail from Lisa Mcelroy the other day. She sent a pic of herself. She still looks like the Lisa we remember so well.

I'll try to forward the pic to you.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Glad you enjoyed the Kreitner brand of filth today Kern. My filth genius, not unlike Friday's sperm posse, comes in spurts....


...and it continues...


sheriff spent

Kern said...

Sheriff, you said a mouthful.

Damfino said...

My oh my. Things have gone south on the Damfinoblog.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

LISA!!!! Pic me!

QueenB said...

wow.. tell me how you did it!!

Kern said...

Jed, pic is sent.

By the by, you never honored Buttercup's request the other day to post all the birthday loot you may have accumulated so that others do not duplicate the giftage.

Damfino said...

Queenb - it was a strict regiment of jogging/flogging and stale bread.

Kern - my cup runneth over of birthday loot.

I got a $25 gift cert for the book store and came out with

1. Banks' Sweet Hereafter
2. Ford's Independence Day
3. Ford's Women... something
4. Ryan Adams' Demolition
5. Ryan Adams' Love is hell - which is not very good.

I have been watching Titus on DVD - old TV that began airing with Gilmore. Great stuff.

No more gifts needed.

Kern said...

Ford's Women With Men is adequate but not great in my opinion. By that I mean, it's Ford so it's worth reading, but only one of the stories is really awesome.

Sweet Hereafter is great. I've not read Independence Day, but I did read The Sportswriter, which comes before it.

Did you get the new Ryan yet?

There is no such thing as "no more gifts needed", my friend.

Damfino said...

No Jacksonville yet.

I saw the Go-Team is now a hip new band - bravo on the pre-pop dish out!

Damfino said...

Ford - as of yet I have not read anything but perfection from the man.

krysta jo said...

You have gotten scholarly and I have enough of that crap running through my head...all I can think about is the rhetoric of everything I look at.

So, I have a request for the damfino group: bring on more filth.

Thank you.

Kern said...

Rock Springs still rules my world.

Yeah, I didn't realize The Go Team had had such a surge in popularity.

But you can say you heard it from the Kern first.

Jacksonville City Nights is very good on my first runthrough. Review next week.

Did you ever pick up Rule of The Bone?

Kern said...

Oh, and in the interests of filth:

Hot soggy panties.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

The sheriff, in a brief moment of clarity, actually thought about editing his "sperm posse" segment as to not offend other posters like the previously mentioned Krysta Jo.

But now that I have got the green light...let the games begin.

gunchcicle...yummy

krysta jo said...

Hot soggy panties can definitely be not filthy. In fact, in the case of the way laundry is done in my house, it's actually a clean affair.

Kern said...

Dang. Foiled again.

How about "womb Swiffer"?

Kern said...

Gunchcicle is pretty nasty.

Good one, Sheriff.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

It does clense the plate after a hearty, and filling,
taint pocket/pink taco combo.

Ahhh good old #7 at the drive up window at the Chicken Ranch outside Vegas.

Kern said...

Nappy Dugout.

krysta jo said...

Nice Sheriff......very...yep that was good old filth right there.

Kern said...

Man, I suck at being filthy.

Let me rephrase, I'm not very proficient at being ribald.

Kern said...

Anyone else really tired right now? I feel like I'm going to fall asleep or something...

onecrazylady said...

Yes

onecrazylady said...

yes

Kern said...

Yeah, today is dragging for sure.

onecrazylady said...

All week has been dragging for me.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Kern,

Don't be so hard on yourself. Your skills for filth will grow in time. You just need to exercise the filth muscle more often. Why, I have been exercising my filth muscle since I was a young boy.

Naughtly little filth muscle I used to say.

Sheriff out

Kern said...

I'll keep trying, Sheriff.

Hopefully I'll be able to meet you, Buttercup and Deit Heimley next time I return to DM.

Perhaps some of the filthy spirit will work for me.

See, I am already thinking about the Kern Returns bash for next year.

Hell yes!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

The second meeting of the tea bag posse awaits your arrival.


bunny out

Kern said...

Tea Bag Posse! Tea Bag Posse! Tea Bag Posse!