Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Make me a tee

This past weekend, the Sheriff, the beloved Buttercup and I were discussing how to make ourselves cooler. We came up with the concept of making our own T-shirts. Here are a few that are now for sale on the old DAMFINOBLOG.


Run wild with the Muscatine Troglodytes with this snappy pink piece!
$24.95


Celebrate the event of the decade - complete with a guest apperance of the renowned baggers!
$8.95


A catch phrase that is two steps away from being HOTT!
$13.95


Fat bastards are welcome - we have XXXXL's.
$1.12


Be hip and cool... and also tower over the socially repugnant with this status confirming tee!
$35.95

All purchases must be made through Jed Findlay - no returns accepted... not available to those who own the Mummy series on DVD.

Yo

37 comments:

Kern said...

Holy shit, you have no idea how bad I want that Bunny Out shirt right now. No I am serious. Somebody make the damn thing right now.

Don't forget about my suggestion.

"Four Square Players Do It In Rotation"

Kern said...

By the way, the only way the Tea Bag posse shirt would work is with some tour dates on the back. Like the Speed of Sound tour!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Jed,

I nearly sharted when I saw the Big Boy shirt! Well done.

Kern Returns does need some tour dates on the back. A list of trendy Eurotrash cities and the required US shitholes as well.


Bunny out


ps: If my wife purchased the Mummy box set does the shirt restriction flow to me?????

Buttercup said...

Genius...Once again. I distracted all day yesterday by our t-shirt talk.

No fair limiting to those who don't own the Mummy. I stand by the Brennan Fraser and let's not forget who wanted to watch the 1st Mummy before going to see the 2nd. There really not that bad if you watch in 15min incremints as I do.

other we enjoyed yesterday..
who farted??
hanging with my gnomies
Ameteur Gynecologist
Good News...the Proctologist found your head.

Damfino said...

Or... "who sharted?"


Kreitner... you are making my fractured ribs hurt... but in a good way.

Damfino said...

And yes.. any association with THE MUMMY negates all t-shirt buying privaleges.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Well Fino I would hate to play legal hard ball but...

All associations, representations and images reffering to, but not limited to, Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny are the sole property of said movant and any unathorized use of the images or words is a violation of United States Copywrite Statutes and violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.


Bunny out (CR)

Damfino said...

you sonovabitch.

I MADE YOU!!!

Damfino said...

You should have read the fine print when you signed up for the blog!

"... all materials posted or referenced within DAMFINOBLOG 's said blogger space are copyright materials of blog founder, JEDFINDLAY@HOTMAIL.COM. Copyright protected materials may not be posted within the confines of this blog space. BLOGGER.COM does not support any comments or items posted within the space of said blog. All ownership is given to said founder."

bunny roaster out

krysta jo said...

I have a shirt that says "Who Farted?" But the R is backwards...and it's pink.

Damfino said...

B - I totally forgot about the Mummy viewing extravaganza when the sequel came out. I remember running around trying to rent it... then watching.. not liking it much... and then hating the sequel with a passion.

I can feel the bile return to the surface from that event.

Ain't Right said...

I know most of you are joking but I have an account with cafepress and can have any graphic I can upload put on a t-shirt for $13.99. So if anyone really wants any of those, it would be quick work if I got the graphics from Jed.

Damfino said...

Dear god... think of the children!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

You think my rant was harsh wait till FOX and Arron Spelling's "Prince of Fucking Darkness" Lawyers get through with you, Blogspot and the service who cleans the floors in their office space. The horror has just begun.

Enjoy the glory while you can Fino, something wicked this way comes!

Sheriff out...

ps: bonus points for the visitor who can place the above quoted movie line.

Kern said...

Hey Jed, perhaps you could send me the Bunny Out graphic for my computer wallpaper.

If that's alright with the Sheriff of course. I don't want to do any infringin'.

Buttercup said...

I take it that is it not fair if I guess the "something wicked this way comes" huh??

I think it is really bad when I can't get back to sleep last night because all of the snappy words that I want to put on a t-shirt keep coming back to me. oooh agony.


can I get an arrrgghhh

Kern said...

Arrrgghhh

Buttercup said...

Thanks Kern for the wonderful
Arrrggghhh.
Jed I really do want the Big Boy t-Shirt. Would you be offended if I wore it....oh wait I don't care. I would love it and wear it often.

Kern said...

I seriously think that Bunny Out is going to be the next big catchphrase. Look how far other burgeoning catchphrases in the online community have come. When you see people using "w00t!" and "pwned/owned" on network TV, then you know you've made it.

I predict that "Bunny Out" will be on the OC by the end of the season.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I'm not sure Bunny Out is hip enough for the OC but I wouldn't mind an off handed remark on Gilmore.

I would keep it DVR'd for the rest of my existance on this planet.


Bunny out


ps: not the something wicked comment the "Prince of Fucking Darkenss" comment.....IMDB if you need the crutch....posers!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"Babette eats oatmeal"


love,

Kirk

Kern said...

My only question is how can one effectively use "Bunny Out" in an exchange of witty banter...?

There has to be some way the reference could be worked in.

I'm now officially obsessed. Though I have a brilliant idea.

Slang is sort of a viral thing in a way, so the best way to spread it is to put it somewhere were it has the potential to infect the masses. Perhaps I'll post it as a new slang word at urbandictionary.com...hmm, that could work. Then all the kids that are looking for new, fresh colloquialisms will see that and realize that it must be on the tip of someone's tongue somewhere. They don't want to be left out. So they start saying it. Then their friends. Soon, the Sheriff's patented phrase will multiply and take over the world! Bwahahaha!

Kern said...

Ok, I just did it. Hopefully all of the hipsters will soon be saying "Bunny Out" in a matter of weeks.

First young slang, tomorrow the world!

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Let the movement begin....




bunny out

Damfino said...

Busy - wish I was in convo.

Missed your line Kreitner - stone me as required.

Krik shirt should be made as well.

Poor Drea cannot sleep at night cuz she is all a buzz about the shirts... somehow I want to make a comment about the Sheriff not keeping her up... but that would be lame.

Bunny out has potential... but so does sharted!

yo


(whatever happened to the potential of "yo?" dang!)

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Have completed a definition on urbandictionary site. Takes about 1 week to have it "reviewed" by staff. Keep checking for its unveiling.


b.o.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

We can add Jed's pic of the sheriff bunny after the definition is published...lets not let the dream die...remind me to check for publication so our phrase can have the proper visual link....



b.o.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"The Verdict" Paul Newman, 1981ish

Kern said...

Yes, and a lot of people need to vote on the new definition if it is indeed accepted. That way it will lend creedence that it's not just some guy trying to force new slang into the vernacular.

I mean, that's exactly what I'm doing, but that's not the point. The point is to have the kids saying, "bunny out" by Christmas.

Kern said...

Check it out, the def as posted to UD:

bunny out:

The signature sign off of the comedically gifted and popular blog contributor Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny.

"The second meeting of the tea bag posse awaits your arrival...bunny out."

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

Hey,

Kern's def. of my sign off is 10 times better than my lamo def. that I posted and can't even remember now. I believe def. can be improved once printed on the site.


b out

ps: are offshoots of the original allowed?

Damfino said...

Continue the dict fun... greg... The Verdict? I found that on IMDb before declaring failure.

Why would you quote an 80's Lumet lackluster?

yo

Kern said...

I've seen a lot of multiple entries. The thing is we have to give the overwhelming thumbs up to one of them to make people think a couple of things.

a)That we make the Sheriff sound as though he is some sort of big underground happening as far as amusing blogging

b)that a lot of people know this and totally get behind that definition

I think we have a shot at making this work people.

Kern said...

Actually, come to think of it, multiple entries work in our favor. Especially if they sound nothing alike. That way it sounds like people from all over are into this thing. Perhaps we need someone in a state other than Washington or Iowa to post a third def which sounds different from the first two. That would really solidify the myth.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

I disagree Fino!. Verdict is a well crafted, finely acted movie/play.

Paul Newman nails his performance (Oscar nominated too). I love the slow pace of the film. It allows one to grasp keey underlying themes and not loose them in the 15th flash cut of the scene.

"Agree to disagree"...San Diego, in German it means a Whales Vagina!

bunny out

Kern said...

I've never seen Verdict. But I do like Lumet.

By the by, I should hopefully be getting a thumbs up or thumbs down from the fine people at Tiny Mix Tapes any time now. Being a natural pessimist, I don't think I got the gig, but who knows...

Kern said...

Oh, and I must say, Paul Newman's Champ Car team is totally kicking ass all over the place this season.