Thursday, July 21, 2005

YEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWWW!



Alright people... IT'S ON!!!

The original plan was to head out on opening night, August 5th... but sadly I have been recruited to join some close friends at the viewing of a loss of bachelorhood at the hands of young nubile vixens.

SO - Saturday, August 6th, a group will form and make their way the only way they know how. Right over to Jordan Creek 20plex for a viewing of "The Dukes of Hazzard." Shocking.. I know. But here is the catch - we are going dressed up in total hick/cowboy getup. I am in the process of getting some boots (cowboy boots... hard to get free ones and I ain't buying them) and I am frantically searching for the appropriately hick belt buckle!

The gang dresses up (with the ladies decked out in full on Daisy Duke garb!) and we hit the flick. Then, to wash off the nausea, we head out to a bona-fide country club. We walk up to the bar - do a round of shots... and kick it hick style for as long as we can hold out.

Invitations to all... especially to the Sheriff and his missus! Miss Drea is damaged at the moment... but we would love for her to be around for the massive event!! Seeing the Sheriff two step in his own cowboy boots will be priceless enough.

To rev you up - check out the international trailer for the flick - loads of new images.

  • Dukes International Trailer


  • Also, head out to the website and download yerself a nice Daisy Desktop (and pimp out yer own General Lee!!!!)

  • Dukes Web Site


  • Plan on the 6th - get your hick swirv on!! YEEEE HAWWWWW!!!!

    yo

    p.s.



    September 27th!!! YA-YA!!

    174 comments:

    Kern said...

    Sadly, I won't be able to make the event. But I'll perhaps get a spitoon or something to commerate the occassion.

    I am also saddened that I will not be able to witness ladies in Daisy Duke gear.

    Damfino said...

    Kern - you would have made a helluva Enos!

    Kern said...

    Wait, isn't Enos some douchebag?

    Damfino said...

    But... a loveable douchebag!!

    And he isn't "some" douchebag... he is the love of Daisy's life... though he refused to give up his virginity to her... plus... He got his own spinoff show!

    Damfino said...

    Added your blog link.

    A-thankyou!

    Kern said...

    Ah, that's right. Didn't he go to a big city or something?

    I guess with the spinoff it's an apt comparison after all.

    Damfino said...

    I think of myself as a Bo... but I am probably more of a Cletus (though being a Vance or Coy would not be the worst thing in the world)

    Kern said...

    Though, unlike Enos, the closest I'll ever get to Daisy Duke is if I cut a pair of jeans into a threadbare denim loincloth that passes for shorts and put them on.

    I think at that point I would look like more of a Nevernude than anything else at that point, but that's a different problem entirely...

    Damfino said...

    But Tobias gets sooooo much ass!

    Kern said...

    Hmm...but is it female ass. That, sir is the question.

    By the way, nice work putting the nubile young duo of Lorelai and Rory up right in the middle of the day. Now I seem to be embroiled in an embarrassing predicament which precludes me from leaving my desk without a file for obstructing people's view.

    Thanks.

    Anonymous said...

    Kern - I love your filth.

    Anonymous said...

    No I don't

    QueenB said...

    Damfino check out the Atomic Garage in Valley Junction

    urnotme said...

    Anyone here?

    Kern said...

    Hello?

    urnotme said...

    What's up man?

    Kern said...

    I am curious as to who said they loved my filth, and then rescinded that assertion an hour later.

    Kern said...

    Hey Urnotme. What's going on in IA today?

    Kern said...

    It's raining here. It should burn off, but I'm not sure. Other than that, I'm doing some joyful work in Excel today. Woo!

    urnotme said...

    I semi love your filth.. wait no don't. Ugh, I'm not sure. Usually Jennifer posts as Anon, but for some reason I don't think that would be her.

    urnotme said...

    Nothing but Hot Hot Heat. It's fithy hot out and I'm listening to filthy good music!

    What's this crap about Valley Junction?

    What are you doing with Excel?

    Damfino said...

    I accidently posted anon... but not the second one.

    Damfino said...

    Valley junct is where I can look for boots... thanks QueenB.

    Stevens... your HotHot disc did not work.. you burned with incompetence.

    urnotme said...

    Jed- did you listen to that band?

    Kern said...

    Ah. Morning good sir. I think it may have been my friend Jarrod, he's a little miffed that he found out about my new blog from having to read this one.

    urnotme said...

    F that and F you!

    SHIT

    You gotta hear them man. I'm buying the cd. I just looked on Rollingstone.com and I guess they have 3 cd's out right now.

    Damfino said...

    Poor Jarod - give him a little lactative love to make up!

    Speaking of leaky nips - Rescue second season is quite good!

    Damfino said...

    Such anger young stevens....

    Make me another copy if you please.

    You work late tonight?

    urnotme said...

    I guess.

    Yes I work from 5-9...very weak

    Taking a break from working on trim here at home.

    And by Trim I mean actual wood work pervs.

    Kern said...

    I'm not a fan of Hot Hot Heat. I first heard them about two years ago, from my friend Krista, who was really into them. The album I heard was Makeup The Breakdown, and the big single was called "Bandages". It did nothing for me.

    They are kind of from around here, specifically from Vancouver B.C.

    What else is going on?

    Kern said...

    Urnotme: The stuff in Excel is a group of lists I have to give out to attorneys so that they can tell me what stuff we can pull from our central filing to get rid of as we are drowning in files.

    urnotme said...

    Yeah I just read a bio on HHH and I guess they have since dropped the synth and added guitar. This new album is like a cross between The strokes and The hives. Very good.

    Damfino said...

    Well - we are planning on rounding up a flock of children and grinding them up to make a new perfume/cologne called "virility."

    Other than that... just lots of sweating in the fat folds.

    Kern said...

    Virility-Sounds like a winner to me. Is KJ around?

    Did anyone else get any cookies, or did you eat them all?

    urnotme said...

    Seriously.

    Kern said...

    Looks like our man is pleading the fifth...

    krysta jo said...

    I'm here....just lurking.

    urnotme said...

    The lurker's going to be pissed.

    I'm downloading bandages..and hopefully more from that album now.. if WinMX will cooperate.

    Kern said...

    Morning KJ. Well, it is here anyhow.

    Kern said...

    Urnotme: Did you and Queen B come up with a plan to get the remaining cookie batter?

    krysta jo said...

    Who is going to be pissed and why??

    Good afternoon Alex.

    Kern said...

    How are things going there today, KJ?

    urnotme said...

    I was saying the real Lurker would be pissed, but I was just joking.

    Damfino said...

    You guys are so formal... it kinda makes me vomitous!

    So who is jazzed about the Dukes?!?!?

    Van! said...

    Thank you! I have a similar post! Right on brother...scroll down to jessica ;-)

    urnotme said...

    You know.. Nothing kills a day like sitting around all day knowing you have to work at 5pm. It just puts a damper on everything. Ugh. Where are my meds?

    Kern said...

    Who's formal?

    "Just use your hands, we're not fancy here..."

    Kern said...

    Working at night can suck. Although, as some of the theatre persons in the audience can tell you, in certain respects it can rock, in a way too.

    Especially when tiles are not falling on your head, and you can go for pancakes with your friends after work.

    krysta jo said...

    Yeah Jedy -- who's formal? Huh?

    Things are good here today. Interesting news from an ex who is getting married has thrown me for a loop today.

    But...I have great pics that I so need to post. Give me a few and they'll be up.

    urnotme said...

    Nice... You gotta check out that guys blog.. weird...

    Yeah I work Collections (not sure if all knew that? I know jed did not).. anyway.. so everyday is interesting at least... it's always fun breaking people down like cheap tents.

    urnotme said...

    Did you have a sideways moment KJ?

    urnotme said...

    Jed-
    Mom just called me and they are going jet ski'ing tonight if you're down.

    krysta jo said...

    I'm down. Oh wait that invite wasn't for me. DAMMIT. Why do I continue to forget my own handle? So strange.

    No sideways moment at all. Actually am overjoyed for the guy - totally wouldn't have ever worked out for us anyway - it's still an oddity.

    Kern said...

    Getting news about Ex's getting married can be either very cool, or very excruciating. I've only had one ex my entire life, and before last summer I don't think we'd spoken for years. I thought it was very cool that she got married, though.

    Kern said...

    After rereading that last post I made, I realized it's kind of sad that I'm almost 27 and am speaking of the one ex I had, which was almost 10 years ago.

    Pardon me while I throw myself down the building's stairwell for a while...

    urnotme said...

    lol

    My bad KJ. I also want to go, but can not. Different reason mind you, but still.

    You're down with girls Kern?

    urnotme said...

    Just Joshin' Ya

    Kern said...

    I am down with the ladies. They however, do not seem to reciprocate.

    krysta jo said...

    Someday they will!! :) Yeah...this is an ex from quite a while ago. He kind of killed it for me when he told me that I could move in with him and never work. WHAT WAS I THINKING? I should have jumped on that like a bum on a bologna sandwich.

    urnotme said...

    Jeez, I'd even be down with that.

    krysta jo said...

    Well he was along during my "I can take care of myself and I don't need no man running my life" phase. I'm way over that and in search of a sugar daddy.

    Urnotme - did you get Holly to mend your pants for you or did they get tossed?? I think you should have kept them and wear them to the state fair.

    Kern said...

    Heh heh. I don't know, my luck's been pretty bad lately.

    And by lately, I mean years.

    urnotme said...

    LMAO SERIOUSLY

    That was some funny shit. I wish you would have brought this up earlier cause i just tossed them on Tuesday and our trash was collected yesterday or I would be SO on top of that.

    What a wasted opportunity on my behalf.

    Kern said...

    I agree with KJ. Those were perfect state fair pants. All you would need to complete the ensemble would be a tank top thats been ripped from the armhole nearly to the bottom of the hem.

    urnotme said...

    Kern, Maybe you should hit up the bars and hit a slumpbuster to get over this hurdle and build some real ladies man confidence that you can bring to your local Kmart and pick up some real fine ladies with?

    urnotme said...

    Nah Kern
    I'd go with one of my wife-beaters that I wear under my shirts.. maybe one with wine stains and a tinge of yellow at the pits.

    Plus, I could have grown out my fu manchu again

    krysta jo said...

    Damn Urnotme - you would have been the greatest dressed person at the state fair. Sorry I didn't think of it earlier, but maybe you can get Jedy to throw a 4-square party and you can rip another pair. Either that or play tug-of-war with an old pair - same effect.

    urnotme said...

    I don't know about greatest, but I could have been up there..

    do you ever check out Cityview/pointblank after the fair and see all of the Mullets and trash pictures?

    krysta jo said...

    I saw a 10 year old on campus today with a mullet - it looked like he used to have a rat tail because one part was longer than the rest but then began growing the rest of the back out. It was awesome.

    urnotme said...

    Do you all know who used to have a mullet?

    urnotme said...

    Jed. And a Perm.

    Kern said...

    Heh...ahem. Heh heh(cough)...HA HA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sorry, allow me to compose myself...ha hah HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Oh, my.

    krysta jo said...

    NO WAY. That is awesome. He is never going to live that one down.

    URNOTME - you are my favorite person today.

    urnotme said...

    Thank you. Thank you.

    Yeah. There's a really good picture of it at his grandparents. He is going to be so pissed.

    krysta jo said...

    You so should smuggle that pic out and scan it in for all of us to enjoy and then you can take it back. No harm done...

    Kern said...

    Well, the slumpbuster idea seems reasonable. In theory. The problem is that I currently feel like sub-Slumpbuster material myself. I'm sure once I concentrate on writing again next week, it won't cross my mind again for a while.

    I think I just felt like I was due for a little wallow.

    QueenB said...

    yawn

    Kern said...

    Hello QueenB.

    QueenB said...

    damfino have you ever been to the atomic garage?


    Hello all...

    krysta jo said...

    NO wallowing on the damfino boards ... it brings the whole crowd down. Besides...when you get the urge to wallow - think of Jed and his perm/mullet.

    urnotme said...

    Well, maybe it's time for a rentadate to get the groove back?

    I will put forth my best effort to get a copy of "the picture"

    Sup Queen--How was the fargo?

    I've never been and don't even know what it is..
    btw thanks for telling all of that we're putting you to sleep

    QueenB said...

    Jed, was it an Ogilvy home perm or was this in a legit salon?

    krysta jo said...

    alex - have you ever tried speed dating? i watch it on tv shows from time to time and it looks intriguing and there's no commitment.

    Kern said...

    That is why it's better when I am busy. You know, I hadn't thought once about my dating situation in a long time until I watched the movie "Lucas" on TV last night. Then, all of a sudden, this depressing feeling. I blame Lucas.

    Damn you Corey Haim and Kerri Green!

    Kern said...

    I've toyed with the idea of speed dating, actually. I'm not sure if I'll do it yet or not, but I'm thinking about it. It's about thirty bucks per time I think.

    urnotme said...

    No if I remember correctly the perm and the mullet were two seperate styles. Two very horrible mistakes.

    urnotme said...

    What's speed dating?

    QueenB said...

    Urnotme-- terrible, all day dialer. Chad was on a mission to be the best damn hall monitor that Wells Fargo has ever had. He gave us all lectures about professionalisim, email use and dress code. Im assuming this stemmed from the off site meeting yesterday.

    QueenB said...

    2 min dates with 30 to 50 people in short

    urnotme said...

    That's weak queen. Like Chad should talk. I think either he's going to have to break it off with RR or one of them has to switch out from under Wes due to this new policy. I don't even know what JW is going to have to do. I mean they are saying that Sups can't even be around regular folk like us if there is alcohol involved...

    krysta jo said...

    You can always just start following people around malls and such and try to talk to them too. That might work but I hope you have money (or strong legs) to get away from the police! kidding....

    urnotme said...

    2 min dates? wtf

    I take it getting laid on the first date is out of the question then. I recommend skipping this Alex.

    urnotme said...

    I like that idea better!

    QueenB said...

    RR quit.. she went dtwn!

    Damfino said...

    WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!


    WHATTHEHELL!?!?

    Dan used to wear his pants Kris Kross style
    Krysta used to hide under the christmas tree (and still tries)
    Alex... well, he had part of a wall fall on his head.


    You guys are b@stards! Leave all past hair styles in the past... jerks.

    QB - been down to Atomic - love it. Not responding to second question.

    PCE

    krysta jo said...

    How do you think I met my boyfriend. I stalked him down and then "accidently" stepped on his flip flop and he fell over where I proceeded to stand on his chest until he finally gave in.

    No wait...that was the last one. Sorry.

    krysta jo said...

    Jed - I did not ever HIDE under the Christmas tree - I knocked it over fair and square. Duh silly.

    QueenB said...

    I have an idea for a business to hook single kids up, the more I think about it it seems like a good idea. I meet so many 20-somes looking for love... :)

    aww I could be the queen of hearts!

    so cheesy.

    urnotme said...

    I did not wear them Kris Kross style.. That was for a picture one time. A picture. Like when you do the old time photos. If you weren't ignoring the blog all day this probably wouldn't have happened. What was the second question?

    Queen- I didn't know she had left..oh well.

    Damfino said...

    sorry guys - so busy today... i will see if i can post later

    ciao

    krysta jo said...

    urnotme - you are killing me today.

    good idea queenb.

    QueenB said...

    I heart the atomic garage too! I was just there last weekend with Fab K and her pre-bruised azz.

    urnotme said...

    Queen of hearts? Uh ok...How does this ba work?

    And jed by the way-- i am getting the picture and I am posting it.

    QueenB said...

    my 2nd question that he refused to answer was if the perm was an Ogilvy Home Perm or if it was from a salon...

    Kern said...

    Uh oh. Tensions explode today on the Damfinoblog!

    The speed dating here is where you meet about 15 people for 5 or 8 minutes apiece. I dunno, it might not be such a bad thing. What's yr idea Queen?

    urnotme said...

    Thanks KJ.. and is that story true about how you met your boy??


    And Jed are you going to the lake or not?!

    QueenB said...

    what if you steal my idea and become a millionaire!!

    urnotme said...

    Jed used to live in a little hick town of about 5-10 people so he went down to the local SALON i think for it. I cannot see his mother perming his hair, but hey you never know.

    Findlay.

    urnotme said...

    Seriously Queen.

    You will have this blog post for evidence.

    QueenB said...

    Kern, get someone to nominate you for GREATBOYFRIENDS.com

    It sounds gay but its not. You have to be nominated by a woman to date on this site. It alot of Ex-girlfriends, sisters, mothers, bestfriends nominating --- check it out.

    Damfino said...

    If hol is going I will go with her... no plans.

    krysta jo said...

    I now have a mental image of Jedy's mom perming his hair one fine evening after school. Ahhhhh I love my life today.

    Not a true story but it really makes me laugh. Usually I do the normal thing and superglue my hand to their body so we have to spend quality time together so they learn that I am more than just a HOT BOD and blonde hair. HA HA. This time though Dantastic and I were secretly set up by friends.

    Kern said...

    Yes, and you can be assured that I won't steal the idea because I'm just not that motivated.

    Well, I am for some things, but starting a business seems like a little too much work for me at this stage of the game.

    QueenB said...

    actually the ba idea is already an operating biz in some bigger metropolitan city so I cant take credit really. Its a coffee shop for singles. You can come in and read profiles while drinking coffee or create your own. If you like a profile that you see you can give the barista the profile #. The barista will call the person for you and arrange another date at the coffee shop to meet. 1. You dont have to give your # out if it dosnt work, 2. Your meeting people in a public place, 3. It generates repeat customers, 4. your not at a freaking BAR.

    krysta jo said...

    Queenb - that is a really fabulous idea.

    urnotme said...

    Kern I'll nominate you big boy.

    Queen- why are you on this sight if you have a boyfriend already?

    KJ I too now have that hilarious scene in my head.

    Jed- they're leaving at 5.. hollys not here so will have her call you and after you screen the call you can call her back and discuss.

    QueenB said...

    thanks, not sure if it would work in a place like DSM though. I guess its all location, location, location.

    krysta jo said...

    Jedy screens calls? WHAT? Maybe that's because he's too busy planning out his next perm.

    urnotme said...

    That sounds a little intimidating. I'm glad I'm married.

    QueenB said...

    Urnotme, Oprah featured it. PS -- I once was single myself.

    urnotme said...

    Ha! I would actually pay to have him get another perm.

    krysta jo said...

    Oh please do. Make sure it is in time for the State Fair.

    Then....I'll make him a shirt with puffy paints that says "My brother-in-law permed my hair."

    Oh I can just see it now.

    urnotme said...

    Awhhhh Oprah

    Thank god for her.





    Not!


    Now, can I actually use that? I was thinking of using Phyche or whatever, but have always used not. Is it still in? If not can we start it again?

    urnotme said...

    I'm eating taco salad and after reading that comment KJ a little piece of taco meat flew out of my mouth and hit my computer screen!

    I'm leaving it.

    QueenB said...

    I just looked it up Ogilvy home perms start at 7 bucks from Walgreens.

    A permed mullet might look great for the Dukes..

    urnotme said...

    dude I'll do it if he lets me

    what do you say damfino?

    QueenB said...

    >:|

    krysta jo said...

    Ok now a little diet coke flew out of my nose. I need new friends, but urnotme you are HILARIOUS.

    I can make you a puffy paint shirt too - but I think yours should say..."I blew out my crotch playing 4-square with my brother-in-law."

    urnotme said...

    You are fricking killing me today!

    urnotme said...

    Seriously lol

    krysta jo said...

    seriously. thanks.

    QueenB said...

    oh boy.

    urnotme said...

    I feel a yawn coming on.

    QueenB said...

    zzzzzzzz...........

    Kern said...

    Man, it is pure comedy around here today,but Jed is going to be a little peeved I imagine.

    I'm staying far away from perm talk.

    krysta jo said...

    Gosh - we must be really boring today. Oh well!!!

    krysta jo said...

    If you can't take a joke, you really shouldn't have ever sported the boy-perm or the mullet. That's what I have to say about that!! Jedy knows it's all in good fun.

    urnotme said...

    So sorry to bore!


    Well Jed does need a lady so maybe he should try a new look for picking one up. I am totally suggesting the perm. What can it hurt?

    QueenB said...

    perm it and nominate him and Kern for greatboyfriends.com

    urnotme said...

    I like your pics KJ, but we need more of them from New Orleans.

    urnotme said...

    I couldn't ever rightfully nominate the jed for that. It's against my values and morals as a Man and I'm not just going to violate that for some skank ...err Jed

    QueenB said...

    Im bouncin' ...

    Lata.


    Have fun at the Fargo.

    krysta jo said...

    They are trapped in my camera - next week early I will post them (or maybe yet this weekend). I promise - there are some good ones.

    krysta jo said...

    I am so keeping my eyes out for some skankalicious babe for Jed to co-habitate with.

    Kern said...

    Heh. Everytime I hear Jedy I think of the band Grandaddy who wrote a couple of songs where they had a robot named Jeddy 3 who drank a bunch of their liquor and shorted out.

    By the way, didn't Deuce Bigelow get a perm also?

    Kern said...

    KJ-If only you knew some non-annoying co-eds Jed and I could have gotten lucky the other night!

    urnotme said...

    See ya queen!

    This babe should have a perm.

    Oh and maybe a nice bad dye job too

    urnotme said...

    Kern there were co-eds at the party! Didn't you see them??

    Kern said...

    Uh, where?

    Kern said...

    Single co-eds?

    krysta jo said...

    I could totally work on it. Maybe Jedy should chat with hot babes online. That might be fun for him. It appears to me that most of my friends in grad school are a) married, b) not good enough for Jed (or Alex) or c) foreign and looking to move back home. So frustrating. I'll start asking some of my friends and see what I can scrounge up.

    urnotme said...

    Does it matter?

    But yeah I saw girls there... at least 4-5 right?

    urnotme said...

    Jeez the only things I usually scrounge up are loose change in my couch and .... and loose change in my couch?

    If we could somehow transfer the loose change into loose co-eds they'd be set!

    urnotme said...

    Ok I'm out.

    Fight the power.

    krysta jo said...

    Damn the man...fight the Fargo.

    urnotme said...

    You are cracking me up. Thanks for the laughs!

    I am now truly out.

    Ya'll have a good weekend!

    Kern said...

    Well, though Urnotme isn't here to see it, I will say this anyhow. There were girls there, but they either came with their husbands, have kids and live in boyfriends, or just boyfriends. So my chances were pretty much nil.

    krysta jo said...

    Ehhhhh you don't want an Iowa girl anyway - that's too far away. :)

    Kern said...

    Maybe you're right, but some Iowa girls are pretty great. Much more personable that some of the Seattle girls I've been around.

    krysta jo said...

    That's because we have nothing to do around here but work on our personalities!!

    Kern said...

    Well, you've done a great job.

    urnotme said...

    I just threw up in my mouth.

    Lurking is bad for you. I am out... again.

    Kern said...

    Bye!

    krysta jo said...

    Quit throwing up in your mouth silly. That's really gross. If you are going to throw up, do it like a man, open your mouth and hurl it into the nearest trash can.

    Kern said...

    Wow. Words to live by.

    urnotme said...

    I'm joking you all.

    So I'm back. Anyone here?

    krysta jo said...

    I am here.

    I am ticked. One of my friends sent me an email with a link to do something and then I had to enter my email, so I did but I entered my alias email so that it would go to my junk account. It then extracted all my email addresses in the contacts folder of that account (which includes my IM friends) and sent them junk mail. STUPID.

    urnotme said...

    Awh that's so weak. You better call that friend out!

    krysta jo said...

    I think I am erasing that friend from my posse for that little stunt. Way to go me.

    urnotme said...

    Word.

    krysta jo said...

    i'm out like fat girl playing softball.

    urnotme said...

    LMAO
    GAWD

    QueenB said...

    yo

    urnotme said...

    Sup