Monday, June 20, 2005

I f#@*ed Kitty!

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Hello fellow Damfinoers - I am bored and need some humor to light up my world. Please take a few moments and post obscure and humorous quotes from Arrested Development - it will make our lives all the more better.

"Look at us Michael... crying like a couple of girls..."

"Ohhhh - you're the only one crying....."

20 comments:

krysta jo said...

Jed - you need more to do at work. I'll write your boss and let her know that!!!

Damfino said...

I've made a huge mistake.

Damfino said...

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

Damfino said...

Oh, that's great. The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is telling the guy in the $3,600 suit... how to... run the business...

COME ON!!!

krysta jo said...

I have never seen the show - sorry

Damfino said...

I seem to be the only one ejoying this game... wait... HELLO ELAINE!! WHAT?!?? NO!! I AM VERY BUSY!! WHO?!?! KRYSTA!?!??!






eep

krysta jo said...

Your game is silly Jed. You are enjoying it because you are ADDICTED to the show.

Damfino said...

send in the clowns......

Krysta... can't we just rise and do the dance of jolliness! No more - this post is stupid... No more - no one is posting cuz you are lame...

Just kind words... and a happy dance or two!

Damfino said...

I am highly disappointed in the Sheriff and Kern... they both watch and obsess about the show...


fine... be that way. I'll go... I mean... who really does work... really!!!

Fine... good... I'm gone.

krysta jo said...

I never called YOU lame. Silly. I take it back.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Damfino said...

AHHHHH! Krysta!!!

You do watch!! You do love the show!!!





(or you hit IMDB and grabbed the first quote on the memorable quotes page)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

krysta jo said...

I love Google.

Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.


Ok I might seriously have to start watching this.

Kern said...

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands."

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Damfino said...

We have season 1... just say the word.

COME ON!!

pce out

yo

Damfino said...

too little too late Kern... so sad.

krysta jo said...

The next time you remember, bring it to Ames and I'll drop by and pick it up (if that's ok).

Alex's was top-notch and rather humorous.

Michael, you have a chance to save this family. Please, do the right thing here - string this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Kern said...

That's what I get for working, eh?

Kern said...

I'm terrible with quotes from shows and movies. Unless that movie is Shaft. I can quote the original Shaft quite well.

urnotme said...

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands."

OMG that fucking killed me. I seriously just spit kool aid on my computer.

Holy Crap.

And it was cherry flavored too.

Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny said...

"Mom's still got it, not like the whores you date!"

"Don't call my escorts whores!"


"Michael, I love all of my children equally"

"I'm not fond of G.O.B."