Tuesday, June 28, 2005

HOLY CRAP!!!!



Freaked is coming out on DVD... er... wait... I THINK IT IS OUT ON DVD!!! If you have never seen this gem from '94, it stars Alex Winter from Bill and Ted's fame... he also directed. 71 minutes of pure freak filled filth! The comedy is raw, fast, and addictive. Look for Mr. T as the Bearded woman.

54 comments:

Kern said...

I remember when this came out, but I never saw it. I think it was around the time MTV gave Alex Winter his own sketch comedy show, which was short lived of course.

Actually, I remember thinking it was pretty funny. They had this really terrible sketch once called "Eddie The Flying Gimp". How the hell they ever got away with that is beyond me...

urnotme said...

Never seen it... sounds pretty good

Damfino said...

I remember that!!! Damn, that show was funny.

Look for the flick - they have rastafarian eyeballs with machine guns... funny stuff.

Damfino said...

I will buy it tonight.

Screw seeing War of the Worlds

Kern said...

I read a good review of War of the Worlds yesterday on CHUD.com.

urnotme said...

no jack
ur not breaking plans once again

god u suck

u r so non dependable

Damfino said...

What plans?

Non-dependable my @ss!

urnotme said...

plans to see the movie on friday jack ass

Kern said...

Gentleman, gentleman...please.

Eyes on the prize.

There are hookers, co-eds and chicken dinners to be discussed.

Let's not lose sight of our goals.

Damfino said...

I am still gonna see the movie on Friday... don't you know me. I waste all my dough.

But Freaked will be bought.. and loved.

urnotme said...

I was about to freak all over you... yeah let's discuss

Damfino said...

Steven's.. I need to borrow your cooler for a video shoot tomorrow. Cool?

(probably should have done this on e-mail)

krysta jo said...

Good morning boys. Alex...you can change your middle name but only if it is "Classie" because that's uber-special.

krysta jo said...

Here's my entertainment from last night after I finally left work (nearly 8 p.m.).

I had just finished talking to Dan on the phone and then I suddenly started hearing noises and it sounded like someone was seriously in my house so I got all freaked out and my heart was racing. I grabbed my cell phone and went through my house turning on all the lights and checking the closets. Let's all remember that if I had actually come upon someone, my cell phone was probably not going to help much but I figured I could call 911 quickly. Hopefully. Anyway...no one was there, the doors were locked and I went back to bed and didn't fall asleep for another hour. I think the crappy neighbors must have had their dogs in my yard again and were too close to my window. HOPEFULLY. Either that or I have invisible people living in my house.

Damfino said...

Hmm - ya know, I did get drunk and break into someones trailer last night... some crazy lady came out with her hands over her eyes... swinging something at me... I ran out the door and headed back to the bar for more booze.

Couldn't have been your place though... color was not sickk green!

krysta jo said...

It's not SICK green, it's LETTUCE green - the popular wedding color choice for summer 2003.

Damfino said...

Oh I see.

Summer 2003 was big for mullets too!

urnotme said...

so what if you would have met someone in the hallway? what would you do? It's only a hallway so not too many options right? Plus, I thought all trailor come equiped with a shot gun and mutt dog?

BTW is this a double wide?

Kern said...

I guess this is where everyone moved...I owned up to liking one current pop song in the last thread. Luckily no one noticed.

KJ-Sounds scary. It wasn't me. I was working on this week's column last night.

Kern said...

Did everyone go home for the day?

krysta jo said...

I am still here.

I have no idea what I would have done if I had actually met someone. I think at that point I had decided that I was better off facing my death than letting it come find me nestled in my bed.

My trailer is a single-wide and it did not come with a shotgun for fear I would accidentally off myself. No dog either. However, for a brief period of time the washing machine was on the front lawn. That was a real treat.

Kern said...

I think you should get a Kegerator.

Now those...those are useful to have outside.

Back to the phantom intruder. I'm just glad there was nothing there and that you are ok. That kind of stuff is really scary when you live alone.

krysta jo said...

I technically have a roommate but she's shacking up with my brother for the summer (unbeknownst to her parents) so I get a little more freaked out than usual. For a moment I thought it might have been her crawling in the window. That's when I really got scared.

I'm such a ninny.

Kern said...

This is going to sound stupid, but here goes: Is there something wrong with the door, or does she make a habit of crawling through windows?

krysta jo said...

She has figured out how to get in the house if she forgets her key. Don't worry, the neighbors do that too. Well just the nice and hot neighbors.

Kern said...

Ooooh...the maintenance person coming through the window for a "routine checkup"?

Oh, and did you get Mexirolls?

krysta jo said...

No by the time I left work last night I was tired, it was raining and I was talking to Dan on the phone so I didn't do the drive-through. I went home and had frosted mini-wheats. YUMMY.

Kern said...
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Kern said...

Mini Wheats! Yay!

If you do get Mexirolls, I want to know what you think of them.

krysta jo said...

I'll let you know - for sure. Did you delete a comment?

Kern said...

Uh, perhaps?

krysta jo said...

That is IT. You crazies all keep deleting comments.

Kern said...

I made reference to the Janitor, and I thought that was probably something you would rather forget about.

Unfortunately, I inadvertently just brought it up to explain why I deleted in the first place.

Crap.

krysta jo said...

Way to go slugger.

I haven't seen the janitor in weeks. I was semi-rude to him the last time I saw him (in other words, I ignored him and continued doing my work) so I think we are through.

I did hear that he had to move out of his apartment.

Kern said...

Ah. Well sorry to bring up the past.

Perhaps we can go back to talking about the sweet deliciousness that is Frosted Mini Wheats. Were they Brown Sugar or Regular Frosted?

krysta jo said...

Regular frosted and I put a banana in it as well so I was super healthy!

Kern said...

Yikes. I fear bananas. They are one of the most evil fruits ever.

Actually, I don't eat much whole fruit. But I like natural fruit flavors!

krysta jo said...

If only I flung poo on others, you could consider me a monkey - I love bananas that much. I probably buy them at least once a week.

I am a fruit lover, though I do not like papaya or other odd fruits. I am a mainstream fruit girl: apples, bananas, oranges, strawberries, etc. Though I do not like cherries, but that makes me unique.

Kern said...

Wow, getting the image of you even potentially flinging poo is going to most likely be stuck in my brain the rest of the afternoon.

Changing the subject, I got some more of this week's column done at lunch. This week's is SO big, and SO spectacular, that I had to start yesterday.

krysta jo said...

Wow - I am totally amazed. You must really have no life. Just kidding!! I am excited - what are you writing about this week?

Kern said...

Don't you want to be surprised?

And no, I really don't have a life. It's true.

/sniffle

krysta jo said...

I was JUST KIDDING of course!

Actually I love surprises, but they about kill me. And...I cannot keep a secret. It's just part of who I am.

Kern said...

I know yr kidding. I wasn't however. Hmm...that's quite a combination. I guess it's probably best to wait until Friday. I'll give you a tidbit though.

After the column name I always have a subtitle for the week's theme. This week's theme is cryptically entitled, "If You're Happy and You Know It..."

I have probably already said far too much. Hopefully you and I are the only ones reading this thread at this point anyhow.

Ta da!

krysta jo said...

I think we are the only two left at our computers. I think I am going to like this week's.

Kern said...

I like it so far. Potential spoiler: There are five or six albums this week. I can't remember the total number. But's it's a lot. Or seems like it anyway.

Potential Spoiler 2: Instead of being about things related to one specific genre, the albums are quite different, some of them. Some share slight similarities, but that's coincidental. These albums are instead related by theme or feeling.

Man, I'm just spilling all the damned beans!

Almost.

krysta jo said...

You are totally rocking. I really like to know things before everyone else!!!

Kern said...

Consider yourself privleged.

krysta jo said...

I always do! But I am feeling really special today.

Kern said...

I do what I can. Did I read that Jed is not going to be here tomorrow? He's going to be out shooting?

krysta jo said...

He is out all day tomorrow and I believe at meetings on Thursday and Friday this week. So I gather he'll be pretty sparse until his return from next week's vacation.

Kern said...

Damn. And he returns Friday the 8th right? Well, he won't probably be in to work that day. Hmm...

Ah well. At least I have the rest of the Damfinobloggers!

krysta jo said...

Exactly - and we are at least as cool as Jed-o.

urnotme said...

I am so way cooler!

SO big, and SO spectacular--why is this is a reacurring phrase when people talk to me?

Damfino said...

I am going to vomit on all of you.