Thursday, April 06, 2006
Need a chuckle?
Apparently with Basic Instinct 2 bombing, Sharon Stone has turned to labotomies for excitement. Or perhaps her anti-depressants need some reviewing.
From imdb.com news:
Sharon Stone will direct Basic Instinct 3 in Britain, the actress has revealed. The blonde star is keen to continue the franchise - following her return as Catherine Tramell in the recently released sequel - but wants to step behind the camera next time around. Stone, 48, says, "There's a script for the next part of the story - but I would like to direct it rather than star in it. "It will be filmed in the UK again as the setting is more intense and gritty."
She makes me giggle.
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Basic Instinct 3. Good call.
Excuse me while I beat my head against my desk.
Violence at the workplace - fun fun.
Basic Instinct 3: Group Geriatrics
BI 3 - Instincterer with a vengeance.
BI 3; Anal Intruders
Eewww.
Come to think of it I have heard the retirement communities in the UK are more intense and much grittier.
BI 3 - UK Drift?
Sorry, still trying to come up with a good one.
BI 3: Because the 8 people who saw BI 2 can't be wrong!
b.o.
ps: WTF i keep having to sign in my usename and password!!!
Alright, how about
BI 3 - Beating a dead Horse
BI 3 - Seriously, have you ever heard of underwear?
BI 3 - For people too uptight to watch porn
BI 3; Discovering the 3rd Boob!
BI 3; BM Addiction
BI3 - NOT starring Sharon Stone, because who wants to see 55 year old cooch? Well, except the folks at Damfinoblog...
BI3 - Don't talk about it! You might give them an idea for a prequel or another sequel!
BI3 - With Michael Douglas. Hey, Catherine Zeta-Jones (or is that Zeta-Jones-Douglas?) is alright with him, and I'm sure he won't look too old 5 years from now. There are many good ED drugs, too.
BI3 - Revenge of the skin.
BI3 - Revenge of the sin.
BI3 - Revenge of the skirt.
BI3 - Revenge of the Metamucil.
BI3 - Revenge of the gout.
...
BI3 - You can't keep a good commando down!
BI3 - Burning Urine
BI3 - Tainted Tramell
BI3 - Hormonal Attack
B3: Nutsack Shriveling
B3: At least it's not The Godfather III...
BI3 - What's that smell?
BI3 - Throw'n hotdogs down a hallway.
Ain't Right reminds me of a Stewie quote: "So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
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