Hello fellow Damfinoers - I am bored and need some humor to light up my world. Please take a few moments and post obscure and humorous quotes from Arrested Development - it will make our lives all the more better.
"Look at us Michael... crying like a couple of girls..."
"Ohhhh - you're the only one crying....."
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Jed - you need more to do at work. I'll write your boss and let her know that!!!
I've made a huge mistake.
I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
Oh, that's great. The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is telling the guy in the $3,600 suit... how to... run the business...
COME ON!!!
I have never seen the show - sorry
I seem to be the only one ejoying this game... wait... HELLO ELAINE!! WHAT?!?? NO!! I AM VERY BUSY!! WHO?!?! KRYSTA!?!??!
eep
Your game is silly Jed. You are enjoying it because you are ADDICTED to the show.
send in the clowns......
Krysta... can't we just rise and do the dance of jolliness! No more - this post is stupid... No more - no one is posting cuz you are lame...
Just kind words... and a happy dance or two!
I am highly disappointed in the Sheriff and Kern... they both watch and obsess about the show...
fine... be that way. I'll go... I mean... who really does work... really!!!
Fine... good... I'm gone.
I never called YOU lame. Silly. I take it back.
Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
AHHHHH! Krysta!!!
You do watch!! You do love the show!!!
(or you hit IMDB and grabbed the first quote on the memorable quotes page)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
I love Google.
Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Ok I might seriously have to start watching this.
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands."
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
We have season 1... just say the word.
COME ON!!
pce out
yo
too little too late Kern... so sad.
The next time you remember, bring it to Ames and I'll drop by and pick it up (if that's ok).
Alex's was top-notch and rather humorous.
Michael, you have a chance to save this family. Please, do the right thing here - string this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
That's what I get for working, eh?
I'm terrible with quotes from shows and movies. Unless that movie is Shaft. I can quote the original Shaft quite well.
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands."
OMG that fucking killed me. I seriously just spit kool aid on my computer.
Holy Crap.
And it was cherry flavored too.
"Mom's still got it, not like the whores you date!"
"Don't call my escorts whores!"
"Michael, I love all of my children equally"
"I'm not fond of G.O.B."
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