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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
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10. Step Brothers/Sex Drive (tie)
2. Wall-E
3. Tropic Thunder/Iron Man
4. In Bruges
5. Speed Racer
6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
7. The Incredible Hulk
8. 27 Dresses
9. Sex and the City
10. Step Brothers/Sex Drive (tie)
Top Ten Films of 2007
1. No Country for Old Men
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Once
4. Atonement
5. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
6. Juno
7. Zodiac
8. Michael Clayton
9. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
10. Superbad
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Once
4. Atonement
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24 comments:
Wow my station find made a blog entry
Yyiii8ippppeeeee
In fact buttercup..i'd like to make another blog entry tonight about 10:15pm if possible...
dirty.....
sheriff
Um... what just happened?
Can't launch Media player for some reason. Grr.
ROFLMAO, Sheriff!!!
ROFLMAO! *Wipes tears of gut-busting laughter away.*
And he schedules it for 10:15!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Methinks Drea is usually SOUND asleep by then.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Flop - you need a picture you hoser.
Holy crizzap, J! You read my mind - I was just about to reply and write that I'm still without a pic!
Kitty.
Get out of my head!
there are those days when i bring my A game...today is one of those days.
sheriff
I don't so much make blog entries as work on my post for long stretches...
/We want the filth, gotta have that filth
My buttercup is only a "one entry" gal you need to look to Fino or Flop for info on "multi-entry" women.
discuss....
sheriff
sp: EVIL.
oops.
ps: EVIL
that's better
Um... what just happened?
I feel like my soul was just lit on fire...
uh-oh
I'm confused. One minute I was making a delightful masturbatory joke at my own expense and then talk of multiple input shenangians took center stage.
Wha' happened?
Kern: That's filth master Sheriff striking again! And, your ref was so slight I didn't get it until you pointed it out. Very nice!
No comment on the multi-entry women comment. I can't afford to get into any trouble. :)
Speaking of multi-entry, I had a nice little "vacation" this morning - only said vacation was due to multiple vacatings (pun intended) of matter out of my main *exit* (which has never been and will never be a voluntary entry). Coincidentally, I had a doctor's appointment scheduled for 1:30 today. So, I went from home to the doctor to work - I'll get in a whopping 3.5 hours today, woo hoo. (I'm currently on contract, so between now and Friday I'll have to make up as much of the 4.5 hours I was out today as possible.)
Don't know what it was that I ate in the past couple/few days, but it transformed into a brown damn-near liquid on the journey through my small and large intestines and it wanted out bad and quick!
It's been 7 hours since the last "vacation", so I think I'm "out of the woods" *knock on wood*.
That's old news Bryan - I went through that about 3 weeks ago.
Thought I was gonna die though... ugh.
That sounds bloody awful.
Oh, mine wasn't near as bad as yours sounds, Jed. Mine was coming out of only one orifice, for one thing. And mine was only a few hours in the morning. I was just trying to contribute filth and get a laugh or at least a chuckle or two.
The scale reported my fighting weight as 166 lbs. yesterday! After college (I graduated May '99) I slowly crept up to holding around 175, 185 at my heaviest. I've been on medication with one side effect of lessening the 'ole appetite, and I've been down to around 170. Of course, I probably lost 10 lbs. yesterday morning...
Maybe I should eat more umkugori? :)
Bravo mr. McCabe - Jerry is shedding pounds too! I seem to be gaining them... all for winter though... I will be trim and ready for summer tanning!!
Gee, thanks!
I'd like to mention that I included the weight comments more to relate to my morning yesterday and in an effort to further illustrate what I ''deposited'' in the commode, and not to boast. I owe my weight loss mostly to medication, a little to moving (moving and unpacking boxes, placing furniture where we want it, projects like painting, etc.), and not to self discipline, willpower, dieting, or exercising!
I would be a super middleweight if I were crazy enough to try boxing.
I'd heard that Jerry is winning the battle of the bulge! Congrats, Jerry!
Jed, I know you'll lose the winter weight because I know how bad you want to wear your Speedo while you're mowing the front lawn. And while shopping. And at work.
And while go-go dancing for Kern Returns.
I'm not doing badly(still wearing my size 32 pants) but I must say that I'm need to get on the bike or something so I can get at least a two pack before summer. I feel so self conscious engaging in shirtless shenanigans at the moment, though that my be due in large part to my Burt Reynoldsian chest hair forest.
I think we need a "Kern in a speedo" pic on tomorrow's Crotchedy post!
Oh dear God, can you imagine? The only way you'll see that is if I graft my head onto the body of some chiseled guy. A topless Kern is not for the faint of heart.
Even at ~170 I have a zero pack, I can't imagine what I'd have to go down to for even just a two pack!
Yeah, the Mansquatch-iness - mine to a much lesser extent than manly, mighty Kern's - does hinder going shirtless. Some chicks dig it, though!
Hmm, so I hear. I just read an article the other day saying that this was coming back as far as some of the actors out and about at events these days. Lots of open necks showing off their Gerber chest carpet and whatnot.
Speaking of hair, as sort of a concurrent joke with last Friday's post I shaved my beard to be like that McSteamy fellow. The joke, however, was on me, as people started telling me how much they liked the change. They want me to change my profile picture on Match.com to reflect it. I'm not sure, though...
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