Eggnog with a lot of hooch. I could use it. Unfortunately, my filthy innuendo is going to have to make up for the lack of physical contact that is sure to innundate this new year(unless someone invites some wild, saucy young ladies to Kern Returns '06...anyone?)
That being said, can I also say how much I'd like to trim LaLa's Christmas Bush? Into a tree!
I would think that the esteemed Sheriff would have some sort of naughty double entendre about LaLa for us. Come on Sheriff, join me on the Filthy Side!
I had a filthy knock knock joke involving myself and Lala but I thought it might be a little too risque for sensitive audiences.
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I'd like to stuff LaLa's stocking...
Ahem.
Naughty Kern.... Only egg nog for you.
Eggnog with a lot of hooch. I could use it. Unfortunately, my filthy innuendo is going to have to make up for the lack of physical contact that is sure to innundate this new year(unless someone invites some wild, saucy young ladies to Kern Returns '06...anyone?)
That being said, can I also say how much I'd like to trim LaLa's Christmas Bush? Into a tree!
Kern is single handedly perverting the blog today.
Well done son!
Athankyou!
I would think that the esteemed Sheriff would have some sort of naughty double entendre about LaLa for us. Come on Sheriff, join me on the Filthy Side!
I had a filthy knock knock joke involving myself and Lala but I thought it might be a little too risque for sensitive audiences.
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