I don't know a damn thing about football, but I sympathize with fantasy struggles. Well, sort of.
I'm in a Champ Car fantasy league, and my team has been solid all season. Only one change, and it's only because I think that one driver is slightly more on fire than the other, despite the fact they are both amazingly gifted. I'm in the top third out of four or five thousand, and would be doing better if I hadn't come into it late and missed a race or two. I'm writing a little article on my blog about the moral dilemma of keeping a guy who produces, but is a complete asshole on your fantasy team.
I didn't say I am a complete success. I'm still like 1000 something out of five thousand. Good enough to know I did something right, but not good enough to feel like a badass.
Are you sure you want to ask me to kiss your ass in a public forum given the conversation surrounding our respective sexualities yesterday?
Plus, like I said, my sport is so much different. You guys have a lot more complicated stats and stuff to contend with in football, so I think it's a lot harder than my league.
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I blame God.
I thought you didn't believe in God?
I do when we lose that bad.
Ah. Gotcha. How are your fantasy teams doing right now everyone?
Horrible - I am 8th out of 10. Dante Culpepper is killing me... I just picked up Trent Dilfer of the Browns and I am starting him this weekend.
I don't know a damn thing about football, but I sympathize with fantasy struggles. Well, sort of.
I'm in a Champ Car fantasy league, and my team has been solid all season. Only one change, and it's only because I think that one driver is slightly more on fire than the other, despite the fact they are both amazingly gifted. I'm in the top third out of four or five thousand, and would be doing better if I hadn't come into it late and missed a race or two. I'm writing a little article on my blog about the moral dilemma of keeping a guy who produces, but is a complete asshole on your fantasy team.
Hmm - so, actually you are a complete success with your fantasy team. I am gonna have to ask you to kiss my ass.
I will win all my leagues this year. I'm hoping anyway. I do have some really good teams and last week I was 5-0. I won all my games.
Addiction.
A round of "kiss my ass" for everyone.
I didn't say I am a complete success. I'm still like 1000 something out of five thousand. Good enough to know I did something right, but not good enough to feel like a badass.
Are you sure you want to ask me to kiss your ass in a public forum given the conversation surrounding our respective sexualities yesterday?
Plus, like I said, my sport is so much different. You guys have a lot more complicated stats and stuff to contend with in football, so I think it's a lot harder than my league.
Kern said "Harder"...hehehe
Sheriff: I think the competition in football is a lot stiffer.
Any given Sunday, someone is going to get pounded.
FYI - in the current context of the conversation, "pounded" doesn't work as you alluded to Kern.
I was trying to give the Sheriff a few laughs with a round of cheap double entendres. I figured it was a stretch but close enough for laughs.
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