Just gotta post this - read it in an interview with Sean William Scott.
CS!: Besides that, what's the craziest thing that happened on the set?
Scott: Johnny was always pulling out his genitals. He does it every single day. I'd be in the middle of the car, and just to distract me, he'd be like, "Hey Seann, look at this," I'm like, "Dude, why? You've got your right testicle out," and he's like "I just did it to see if you'd look and you did!"
Sounds like us!
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Yeah that does sound like you.
You're full of smiles and pixie dust today aint ya!
Wow I can't wait till Saturday it is going to be so awesome!
Yee Haw!!!
As long as we don't get the hell beat from us for acting like we be country boys.
don't be stupid and you won't get beat up.
hmm - not sure if I can promise that.
Perhaps we should lay odds on how quickly Jed will be able to keep up the rouse before being thrown at the jukebox.
i am out at the first sign of a fight. i have to protect my pretty face.
Dukes is probably going to be terrible... I am laying that out right now. Regardless, I will be drinking seriously at the bar - and will be fully willing to make an ass of myself.
So... if by some chance some cowpoke gets pissy... well, I got Greg and Dan to take him down.
I would advise not using the word "cow poke" because this is Des Moines we are talking about. You can only use that term if you are talking to a rancher in Kansas, Oklahoma, or Texas and only if you are not using it in a derogatory manner.
The "cowboys" we are likely to encounter on Saturday are not cowboys. They are sad wanna-bes who spend their week working at Wells Fargo or Allied Insurance and dust off their hat on the weekends. They probably have never seen a cow and don't know the difference between an angus and a simmental.
What is the difference between an angus and a simmental? I've heard of Black Angus but not the other.
black angus is this fantastic marketing ploy that the angus producers came up with. angus is a breed of beef cattle that is primarily black. however, after some cross-breeding, there is now a breed called red angus. truth be told, there isn't much difference in the meat. but angus is the best beef you can buy.
A simmental is a larger, sturdier breed of beef cattle. Typically they are red/brown and white. They also produce excellent meat but you run into problems when you breed a Simmental bull with an Angus heifer because Angus cattle are smaller and more compact. However, that cross leads to tasty hamburgers.
Ooops....too long of an answer.
They are simply two different breeds of cows.
Whoa - cow geek.
take that back. you are all just impressed with my vast array of knowledge.
Impressed... is that what I am feeling?
hell yes
gotta work... more later
Uh what the hell is all this about? Are sheep next?
I know nothing about sheep.
I'm impressed, KJ. I'm always interested to know where the best beef comes from.
I'm guessing Jed could fill us in...
Now, I've gone way too far...well not way too far, but maybe I've crossed the line...
So, I'm back from lunch and still nothing is taken care of
im out
I bet you are Kernal
What the hell is wrong with me today?
You must have caught whatever filthy compulsion I had yesterday.
Be glad you didn't send the entire blog into a tailspin with an off color comment about spanking the Gilmore Girls...
Spanking the gilmore girls???? I missed that.
Jeez man. I can't argue against the idea, but come on!
OH MY
That's what she said
Wow. See KJ, I could have been far worse yesterday...
Well you left some room to grow.
I ain't got no room to grow...
Good point. We must all strive to grow in our filth at the Damfinoblog.
That's just dumb jed
Off to lowes...
Seriously.
Uh oh...
Good luck finding some caulk!
I kid.
Thank you Kern - that made my day!
So true So true
BABABOOIE BABABOOIE
WHY do we keep getting directed to financial articles. Last I checked, I have no money to do anything financial with so ...
Yeah...anyway...back to the world of biorenewables and biobased products.
Good post...thanks.
Jed, were you posing as anonymous?
Glad I could make your day with my filth and sparkling wit.
poser
The CHUD review was brutal... but the guy did not like Super Troopers... so what do you expect?
It will probably suck.. but I will love all of the car stuff.
I thought he said Super Troopers was moderately funny, but he heaped scorn on Club Dread. I have a feeling that even the other guys there who lick the boots of Broken Lizard may well have had unfavorable things to say. I don't know how often you read CHUD, but Devin Faraci is one of the most hated reviewers on the site. Most of the time I think he's pretty funny, but I can see how his style can potentially alienate.
I just wish you had a hidden camera for when you go to the cowboy bar. The Dukes of Polk. Or whatever the hell county you'll be in at the time.
Now that...that would be entertainment.
I'm back... donated some calk...they were pretty low.
OH MY
at least you didn't follow that up with "goodness"
The Dukes of Polk... nice - I will make up something.
Stevens - sorry to hear about your donation... and shocked to hear Lowes was low on calk.
KJ - you need any calk - Stevens is handing it out!
Spose I crossed a blurry line there.
Shouldn't do crack at work.
Meth is a much better workplace drug.
Ooh...man, I am feeling better and better about my now relatively tame comments from yesterday.
Thanks Jed!
I'll be in the library for a while. Be back later.
I am choosing to ignore Jed's filthy gutter mouth.
I am listening to one of my new favorite songs.... "Hicktown".
I have come to understand that whenever Kern is running off to the "library" he tends to be gone for a little bit... and it is always after a semi-sexual comment has been made.
Wonder if he is "pulling a file" or something.
Hmmm.
I can't believe you did not like the Ryan Adams song... I played the "Lucy My Gal!" tune for her... and she said it was weird.
Bad Krysta!
Off to mow...
Jed what time are you coming over to go shop?
Will you mow my lawn too? That would be awesome.
I am not bad.
Stevens - is your head on today? I gotta go to Jerry's parents to pick up the Mach... and stay for supper if they want... then I can go out and look for stuff. Probably around 8ish.
Sorry man - but I will still call you.
Like I said before, weak. Skip supper and come over.
Two things I can't believe;
1. Stevens did not even laugh at the pulling a file comment.
2. Krysta - did you just ask to have your lawn mowed? After being offered calk?
You all took it the wrong way. Dan said he was going to mow his lawn and I asked if he would come mow my YARD...
GROSS JED.
Yeah - I am stunned too.
Ok Ok
SO here's the deal.. I'm a little under the weather today... just feel like shit... So yeah I missed that comment Jed, but it is really funny!
KJ sorry I can't mow your lawn- I'm married--no matter "how good you are" whatever that was supposed to mean.
You all took that the wrong way. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm done for the day with all of you.
Ok just re-read this... KJ wrote I'm not bad in reference to Jed saying Bad Krysta...MY BAD
Um
Yeah
Poor Stevens - you need more vitamins in your diet... I will call you on the way back from Jer's.
Take a nap man - they do wonders.
Everyone except me, right?
Jed should be exiled.
Don't be a prude Miss Krys - er...
Don't be saddish eat a raddish.
Something like that.
Can't exile me from my own kingdom.
At least... I don't think so.
Outta here in 15... get to see me boots!
YAR!
One eyed willie would be proud
Kingdom?
I don't have much else in my life...
you need a new pic.
OH MY GOD
Yes Miss Krysta?
You cried out?
I'm back for a moment.
First of all, the project I'm doing has to do with labeling library books with barcodes, which is a departure from my normal duties, which do happen to include pulling files. I also have to "order files from offsite" and "index" and occassionally "print reports".
It's all one big orgy of information retrieval and archiving here folks. I'm spent, back to the library.
Perverts.
Kern - I love ya man! You kill me.
Off for the day... yo
You haven't lived till you've stuffed a legal sized file cabinet ALL DAY LONG!
sheriff out
I loved the job so... I think of it fondly. How I would do barely any work.. spending my time doing e-mail and scanning the internet. Spent most of my time devising plots to get my girlfriend back.
I did screw up once... drove myself back out to the warehouse and picked up the boxes that I messed up. Marc about fell outta his seat.
Good times.
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