The sheriff was just thinking about what a swell chap the fino is and thought I would start a post to list a few things.....
1. Finds time to help his friends move....multiple times....
2. Makes a mean T&T.....
3. Excellent small spoon....
4. A-list hang out and be a guy dude.....
all additional comments welcome....
Kudos Fino, keep up the good work.....
ps: i will be removing the period from my keyboard now...blah
Monday, August 01, 2005
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Let's not forget that he makes a mean breakfast and is always on his "a-game" when it comes to sledding.
And he sure plays a mean pinball, I mean 4 square.
He's a hospitable guy, and lets several wild and crazy individuals invade his house for an entire evening, and doesn't even get annoyed when we're being loud in the front yard. And he lets me sleep on the couch.
I would fellate his ego more, but I have to get back to work...
um... Kern just said fellate.
No need to fluff my pillow... but thank you Sheriff.
Let's take a hit of zanyx and get back to being the filth mongers we all are!
Also recognizes the shining star that is Gilmore. Even though Buttercup had to turn him onto it.
bunny out
Ms. Graham had something to do with it as well. And that outfit from the first ep - she would have been perfectly dressed for Night-o-Dukes!
I wasn't fluffing......i get paid alot to be a female fluffer at my side job...you may have seen a few of the titles i have worked on..."Girls with low self esteme 8" and "GOB's Bunny Tricks 3"
sheriff out
Let the filth flow
Ya know how to fluff - don'tcha bunny? Just put yer lips together...
This thread has taken a disturbing turn.
And I LOVE it!!!
My only feature role was parking guy #2 in "The Girl Next Door". Sadly, I was edited out at the last min. because that bastard parking guy #1 was blowing the 2nd unit director's personal assistant and as a result he got to say my line. Turning me into an useless prop!
The hurt still runs very deep in bunnyland!
I worked as "cleve-support" for Julia Roberts on Erin Brokovich - man that woman can sweat!
I heard you even came up with the "There called Boobs Ed" line...congrats to you...
Did you havethe same job during "Closer"?
On Closer, Fino was Chief Taint Inspector for Clive Owen.
Sadly no - I had moved on to work as "feeder" on Fat Actress. Not nearly as creatively stimulating.
Kern - didn't you play a bloddy chicken once in Pink Flamingos?
"Bloody" chicken... bloddy hell!
Did someone seriously say Taint?
Oh lord.
Who doesn't love taint?
Well...since you put it that way....
WAIT A MINUTE...now you said taint.
FILTH
I explore taint as often as possible. I often fear the dreaded "taint lint"!
No, can't say I've ever been a chicken, "bloddy" or otherwise. I did, however once watch part of "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" with Don Knotts.
One of the finest thespians of our time, that man.
Way to say t**nt, man.
GROSS JED!
Yeah - taint. It is just a word... like toe... or carnuba!
Sorta like - "When I hang with Stevens, there is a faint of taint."
The term is very useful in referencing the unmentionables!
Carnuba. It's great because it sounds like "nubile". Well, sort of.
And very close to the little quoted carnubis. As in "I smoked some wicked carnubis last night with Bob from shipping."
Ahhhh - nubile.
Numbing Carneverous Needs...
Not sure why - but hubris comes to mind as well.
Oh Yeah - thats cuz I am an egotistical arrogant ass!
Wow.... you all are nuts.
KJ said "nuts".
Gross.
I have had about all I can take from this day... I am going home to soak my head and smoke a cigar.
Catch yall later in the week.
Keep it real bitches.
Yo
He's leaving?
Fine, abandon us. We'll be fine...won't we Sheriff? KJ? Deit?
I don't know....it'll be pretty touch and go.
Hmmm....I am seeing an interesting pattern with that deit.
Heh heh. Indeed. The other day anonymous poster confused Jed and myself. The supposition after that was that perhaps he and I were the same person. But it's not true.
I quit smoking cigars years ago.
And with that Kern returns to the bowels of the Law Library. Yay.
Hmmm, I guess I might. Some of those books are awfully old.
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